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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Down the Brown 

Eating ass. Eating that booty good. Sloppy wet. Lots of booty juice.
Imma down the brown tonight braaaaahhh. Rachel loves that ass eating like groceries.

Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.
I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.

Wet Waddle 

Busting a heavy nut in your girl's pussy or ass and causing her to waddle like a duck so she don't leak as she walks for a gak towel or cum rag.
I busted all up in Rachel's pussy. She was doing the wet waddle all the way to the bathroom to get a towel.
Wet Waddle by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Snipples 

When I'm ragging, I get snipples.

When I'm horny, I get snipples.

Please pull my snipples as you do me like a dog.
Snipples by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Ham Ring 

The anus. The bunghole. The sphincter.
Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
Ham Ring by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
When your ass and bunghole get all hot and sweaty, due to heat and or activity, resulting in a vile, repugnant smell of rotten ass and skunky body stank that permeates the clothes.
Ryan has the worst skunk ass when he works out.

I can't ride in you car with no AC. I'll get skunk ass.

I couldn't pound Rachel's ass last night. I gagged on the smell of her skunk ass.
Skunk Ass by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Gapped Up 

Drilling her ass good and leaving her gapping and twitching. A sight to behold.
Go take a peek at Rachel. She's still on the bed all gapped up.

Impressive braaaahhhh!!!
Gapped Up by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017