Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Nut Curd 

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

Nut Curd by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

Water Pump by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Gagmeat

An inordinately girthy and long penis. Typically that of the porn star variety and not your average male. Induces watery eyes, gagging and lots of saliva when orally copulated.

When me whipped out his gagmeat I could barely fit it in my mouth.

Braaaaaahhh. Your mom told me she's ready for some gagmeat.

The first time Rachel experience giving head to a dude with gagmeat, he eyes watered.

Gagmeat by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Fire Baller 

When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.

I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.

Fire Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Beef Plugging

When a horny female uses three simulated penis devices to masturbate her vagina and anus and mouth at the same time.

Rachel's toy collection enables her to do a little beef plugging.

Broooohhh. I just walked in on your mom beef plugging.

Beef Plugging by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Dragnet 

When a dude realizes that the hot chick they are hitting on or picked up is a lady boy and packing a little extra ammo down there.

Roger soon realized that the babe he picked up and took home lured home into a dragnet.

Dragnet by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

Jolly Fingers

When you can smell your girl's sweet juices on your fingers long after finger banging that pussy.

Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.

Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.

Jolly Fingers by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017