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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Fresh Gash 

Reference to virgin pussy. Never been fucked and still sporting a cherry. The gold star of all poon.
Sheila won't give it up braaaahh. She's fresh gash.
Fresh Gash by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Salad Wedge 

When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.

Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
Salad Wedge by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Dry Baller 

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.
Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
Dry Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Chicken Skin Trampoline 

When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.
Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.

He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.

Ring Tosser 

A male or female that has an obsession for licking and eating ass.
Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.

Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
Ring Tosser by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Goat's Gruff 

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.
Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
Goat's Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Clank Wanking 

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
Clank Wanking by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017