Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Fresh Gash
Reference to virgin pussy. Never been fucked and still sporting a cherry. The gold star of all poon.
Fresh Gash by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Salad Wedge
When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
Salad Wedge by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
Dry Baller
Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
Dry Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Chicken Skin Trampoline
When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.
Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.
He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.
He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.
Chicken Skin Trampoline by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Ring Tosser
Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.
Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
Ring Tosser by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Goat's Gruff
Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
Goat's Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Clank Wanking
A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
Clank Wanking by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017