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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Grater Wipe 

When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.
Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.

Chemical Peel 

Explosive, stinging, acid-like, burning, liquid shit that leaves the bung hole painfully raw.
I just dropped a chemical peel. I need a medicated wipe bad. Raw hamburger down there.

Knuckle Crust 

Dried semen. When remnant semen dries on the fingers after fapping and busting a thick nut all over the hand.
Is that dried skin on your fingers?

Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.

That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh

Greasy Maxine 

When you fart and shit a little bit.
Those prunes gave me a greasy Maxine.

Weasel Slapper 

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.

Cunt Burn 

When you tear that pussy up. Make that baby sore. Induced by vigorous, mind blowing sex that leaves her sore to the touch and finding it difficult to walk for days.
I tore her shit up last night braaaaaahhhh. She's got the cunt burn.

Braaaaahhh. If your mom is walking funny today don't worry, it's just a little cunt burn from my visit with her last night.
Cunt Burn by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Drip Stick 

A male with a sexually transmitted disease known to have promiscuous, unprotected sex with no regard for spreading their nasty infections to others.
You had sex with Roger? Wow. You know he's a drip stick. You might as well head to the clinic now before you start to itch.
Drip Stick by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017