Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Crackle Rag
The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.
My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.
My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.
This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.
This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.
Crackle Rag by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Man Wagging
Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.
Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.
Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.
Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.
Man Wagging by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Prom Dong
Sporting a stiff, rigid hard on through the duration of a party or social event knowing your date is going to suck and fuck you silly as soon as you get home.
Will this reception ever end? I got prom dong and need relief.
My balls are aching from prom dong.
I was so loaded from prom dong all night I nearly blew the back of her head off when I nutted her throat.
My balls are aching from prom dong.
I was so loaded from prom dong all night I nearly blew the back of her head off when I nutted her throat.
Prom Dong by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
House of John
House of John by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Butcher’s Cut
She pulled her panties to the side and showed me her butcher’s cut.
I went down and ate her butcher’s cut.
She had a hairless butcher’s cut. That was some prime eating last night.
I went down and ate her butcher’s cut.
She had a hairless butcher’s cut. That was some prime eating last night.
Butcher’s Cut by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Colonnaise
The creamy amalgam of semen and feces compounded together during anal sex. Known to ooze from the rectum and coat the man shaft upon withdrawal.
Rachel was dripping the colonnaise last night.
I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.
I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.
I had a thin patina of colonnaise on my cock after drilling that whore in the ass.
I won’t do anal. I don’t like colonnaise.
Colonnaise by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
Bustin’ Gums
Head. Sucking dick. Oral copulation of the penis that typically results in the bustin’ of a hot throat oyster from an aggressive skull fucking.
I’ll be bustin’ gums on Rachel tonight.
As soon as I got home the D was in her mouf bustin’ gums.
I was bustin’ gums and popped a sticky oyster. Her eyes watered and she gagged but took it like a champ.
As soon as I got home the D was in her mouf bustin’ gums.
I was bustin’ gums and popped a sticky oyster. Her eyes watered and she gagged but took it like a champ.
Bustin’ Gums by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018