EVan's definitions

butter his bread

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.

Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.

by Evan March 22, 2005

Mooter

For people who can't say Mother

Mooter , make me dinner bitch!

by Evan April 30, 2004

pooser

one who is a poser but accuses others of posing. also, they have a lisp.

1. Yo you pooser you aint cool.U cant board either..yo

dan's a pooser.haha

by evan April 1, 2003

rainbow slut

A girlwho fucks any guy, regardless of his race and skin color.

Jenny is a total rainbow slut.

by Evan April 17, 2005

midwest movement

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)

It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?

by Evan January 18, 2004

Getting Riced

When one is mowed down by a hail of gunfire.

Origin: In 'Black Hawk Down' all those people get shot while trying to get to the food truck, which, I believe, had rice on it. This guy my friend knows made it up.

"Those black guys in Harlem were messing around in the street again and some innocent white child got riced." -A Klansman

by Evan March 26, 2003

m-town

Marlton, NJ is where we live. M-town is the kids and the fucked up shit we do. It's the kids that smoke, drink beers, do drugs and get messed up. In M-town you're a party all-star. In Marlton, you're doing homework. In different towns...you make sure the whole town knows you're from M-tooowwwwnnnnnn.

party all-star, awesome, fucked up all the time

by Evan January 30, 2005