9 5 plus FO' pennies

when you win at dominoes bitch

9 5 plus FO' PENNIES ... THATS DOMINOES BITCH I WIN

by evan March 29, 2005

Bulgarian Gas Mask

when a guy puts his nuts over the eyes of a female and places his penis near the top of the mouth.

Steve gave Cynthia a Bulgarian Gas Mask... She loved it.

by Evan April 19, 2005

b-sak

another, cleaner (less foul) way to say ballsack, incase you happen to be around family, the elderly, or small kiddies

Dude way to go..you hit that girl on the ass,and she thought it was me..so she hit me in the b-sak

by evan April 16, 2008

Wassail

1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.

When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.

by Evan February 06, 2004

humpa

A person who runs around humping eveyone

That nigga is such a humpa , he all up in my grill trying to fuck me man

by Evan August 19, 2004

NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004

kanuck

A slang (and often offensive) term for a Candian, most oftenly a French Canadian.

A variant of canuck.

"Those kanucks wouldn't help us in the War."

by Evan December 24, 2005