EVan's definitions

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 5, 2005

Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW

i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face

by Evan June 10, 2004

Darsue

Stupid fat cat that wants to kill all of us.

Darsue , go fuck yourself

by Evan April 30, 2004

onthox

an odd multitude of things

"this concert is an onthox of unlikely fans."

by evan April 23, 2003

Wassail

1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.

When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.

by Evan February 5, 2004

Kattu

The King of Fighters

Katt can pwn your ass with Kula Diamond, just watch out !!

by Evan December 16, 2003

hyp

somebody staring at you, hyponotized

damn that women was hyp

by Evan February 15, 2005