Definitions by EVan

butter his bread 

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.

Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.

butter his bread by Evan March 22, 2005

Ariel V 

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

Ariel V by Evan March 14, 2005

Elle Sappelle

When Shannon (a pretty burly young lady with extremely tangled, mangled, and wheather beaten red hair)Rides on her 4-wheeler or watches Anime (particularly Ghost In The Shell)while picking at her face or looking for flea or tick like creatures in her hair.She also is known by nay-nay and hates the word "Rack"

Elle Sappelle Shannon!

Elle Sappelle by Evan March 10, 2005

mojo 

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

mojo by evan March 5, 2005

Millerized 

A sensation which feels very similar to getting smoked in the balls with a frying pan covered in hot grease sensation

"Dude there's Jimmy, he just got Millerized, I heard he's totally sterile."

"Man I just got Millerized and my wang died and fell off! What am I gonna do?!?"

Millerized by Evan February 23, 2005

choke a russian 

The act of pinching off a piece of poop that's hanging out of your butthole.

"I choked a russian on her chest!"

choke a russian by Evan February 21, 2005

allele 

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.

1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"

allele by Evan February 20, 2005