jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

butter butt

When you get major sweat built up in the crack of your ass on a hot day and it gets slippery.

Dude, I need some major ventilation to get rid of this butter butt.

I got through 15 holes of swealtering heat before the butter butt needed a wipedown.

by Erock April 19, 2004

bumtank

1. a bum
2. a sweet ass, the one where once you see it you get this uncontrollable urge to go jump on it and ride it like a tricycle

Nani: "Alright bro, that sloot has a great bumtank."
Erock: "Affirmative"

by erock March 23, 2004

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

cock teeth

Teeth that are round and have no sharp edges.

She doesn't scrape cause she has cock teeth.

by Erock January 09, 2004

illy

like a wet willy except you stick your finger in your butt instead of licking it

eww he gave me an illy

by EROCK February 03, 2003

Ginormous

Word meaning Giant and Enormous at the same time.

Those titties are Ginormous!

by Erock November 12, 2004