ERik's definitions

Firetruck

1. a shiny pink window - see also: sex

2. a shiny dildo wrapped in marijuana leaves that you light on fire and extinguish with your tongue or mouth - see also: pot-dildo

1. The pink Firetruck glimmered in the sunlight.

2. Wow, Liz got an orgasm, a high, and a 3rd degree burn with that Firetruck!

by erik February 21, 2005

Plom

1. a misspelling of "plum"
2. a fat-guy
3. to plom = insulting someone

I've been plomming him for hours, but still he's a plom

by erik December 14, 2003

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003

yellocaust

It's kind of like the holocaust, but they are to cowardly(or "yellow") to actually kill the jews, so they just make fun of them from a car as they drive by doing 80.

My friend and I drove by the synagogue and committed a yellocaust.

by erik September 8, 2004

kurche

a white person who thinks they're black. syn for wigger.

usually spotted using language such as, but not limited to: son, dawg, playa, killa. the phrases 'lemme at holla at that' and 'brrrrra killa' and the overuse of the word 'yo'

yo Anthony's such a kurche. look at him tryin to be black again

by Erik November 9, 2004

e-bail

1. Using the internet to break up with a significant other.

2. Disconnecting online in an unsuspecting manner.

1. I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend in person, so I e-bailed on her.

2. Hey! a/s/l????? *User has signed off.

by Erik December 16, 2003

cerial killer

someone killing people while the killed one is eating

-grwns, gwsrfewrfds OH NO A CERIAL KILLER AAAAAAAAAHH!!!

by erik June 27, 2004