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Definitions by E.M.V.J.J

Used to describe something that's really bad, an alternative to something being "ass" hence, cheeks.
Bro how did you miss that pass? You're so fucking cheeks at basketball
Cheeks by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
Indie musician who's song "Dissolve" became a member through tik-tok
Yo have you heard Dissolve by absofacto? It's a fucking banger
absofacto by E.M.V.J.J March 23, 2019

Simpson'd 

A decline in the quality of something that used to be very good, but pretty bad now.
Dude, regular show was the shit up until all that dome bull happened, it really simpson'd after that
Simpson'd by E.M.V.J.J February 25, 2019
Damn that shirt fresh af... I might cop it... But gotdam I'm hungry doe... and that p-corn be smellin good fr... Too bad I can't afford both, this will be a difficult decision
P-corn by E.M.V.J.J February 24, 2019
The stupidest, poorest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His dad probably works at a gas station and his mom begs for coins. You can tell him to do something and he'll either fuck it up so badly it's worse than if nobody did anything, or not do it at all. Fuck you nic
Nic is such a fucking dumbass, I fucking hate that kid
Nic by E.M.V.J.J February 18, 2019

treaty of verdun 

The Treaty of Verdun ended conflict within Charlemagne's empire after his death. The treaty stated that his empire be split between three heirs, Lothair the first, Louis the German, and Charles the Bald.
The Treaty of Verdun ended conflict within the Carolingian Empire.
Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
Flat by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017