Dogas

(Pronounced: Dough-gas) a variable of "dog ass"
Bro you're going 8 and 32? You're so Dogas
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Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 18, 2017
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Simpson'd

A decline in the quality of something that used to be very good, but pretty bad now.
Dude, regular show was the shit up until all that dome bull happened, it really simpson'd after that
by E.M.V.J.J February 26, 2019
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absofacto

Indie musician who's song "Dissolve" became a member through tik-tok
Yo have you heard Dissolve by absofacto? It's a fucking banger
by E.M.V.J.J March 24, 2019
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Cool Patrol

The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.
Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
by E.M.V.J.J October 11, 2017
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Hoople

A word used to describe a guy who's a bit of a clown from time to time.
Joey Miggins: "Shut up, hoople."
by E.M.V.J.J February 14, 2020
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JRU

Jing Russel University, hardest party school in the Midwest. Easy to get in to and easy to pass
Guy 1: Dude I just got in to JRU, nice!
Guy 2: yeah dude no shit it's a joke of an application, everyone gets in.
by E.M.V.J.J April 01, 2021
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