Cheeks

Used to describe something that's really bad, an alternative to something being "ass" hence, cheeks.
Bro how did you miss that pass? You're so fucking cheeks at basketball
by E.M.V.J.J April 02, 2019
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Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
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Cool Patrol

The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.
Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
by E.M.V.J.J October 10, 2017
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Nic

The stupidest, poorest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His dad probably works at a gas station and his mom begs for coins. You can tell him to do something and he'll either fuck it up so badly it's worse than if nobody did anything, or not do it at all. Fuck you nic
Nic is such a fucking dumbass, I fucking hate that kid
by E.M.V.J.J February 18, 2019
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JRU

Jing Russel University, hardest party school in the Midwest. Easy to get in to and easy to pass
Guy 1: Dude I just got in to JRU, nice!
Guy 2: yeah dude no shit it's a joke of an application, everyone gets in.
by E.M.V.J.J March 31, 2021
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absofacto

Indie musician who's song "Dissolve" became a member through tik-tok
Yo have you heard Dissolve by absofacto? It's a fucking banger
by E.M.V.J.J March 23, 2019
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