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Cheeks

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Used to describe something that's really bad, an alternative to something being "ass" hence, cheeks.
Bro how did you miss that pass? You're so fucking cheeks at basketball
by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
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Indie musician who's song "Dissolve" became a member through tik-tok
Yo have you heard Dissolve by absofacto? It's a fucking banger
by E.M.V.J.J March 23, 2019
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Simpson'd

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A decline in the quality of something that used to be very good, but pretty bad now.
Dude, regular show was the shit up until all that dome bull happened, it really simpson'd after that
by E.M.V.J.J February 25, 2019
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Damn that shirt fresh af... I might cop it... But gotdam I'm hungry doe... and that p-corn be smellin good fr... Too bad I can't afford both, this will be a difficult decision
by E.M.V.J.J February 24, 2019
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Nic

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The stupidest, poorest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His dad probably works at a gas station and his mom begs for coins. You can tell him to do something and he'll either fuck it up so badly it's worse than if nobody did anything, or not do it at all. Fuck you nic
Nic is such a fucking dumbass, I fucking hate that kid
by E.M.V.J.J February 18, 2019
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treaty of verdun

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The Treaty of Verdun ended conflict within Charlemagne's empire after his death. The treaty stated that his empire be split between three heirs, Lothair the first, Louis the German, and Charles the Bald.
The Treaty of Verdun ended conflict within the Carolingian Empire.
by E.M.V.J.J May 28, 2018
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Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
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