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Guy 1: Dude I just got in to JRU, nice!
Guy 2: yeah dude no shit it's a joke of an application, everyone gets in.
Guy 2: yeah dude no shit it's a joke of an application, everyone gets in.
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Get the JRU mug.The Treaty of Verdun ended conflict within Charlemagne's empire after his death. The treaty stated that his empire be split between three heirs, Lothair the first, Louis the German, and Charles the Bald.
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Get the treaty of verdun mug.The stupidest, poorest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His dad probably works at a gas station and his mom begs for coins. You can tell him to do something and he'll either fuck it up so badly it's worse than if nobody did anything, or not do it at all. Fuck you nic
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Get the Nic mug.The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.
Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol
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Get the Cool Patrol mug.Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!
Alternatively, with the acronym in place...
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T
(The first instance is much more commonly used)
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!
Alternatively, with the acronym in place...
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T
(The first instance is much more commonly used)
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