Definitions by Dyldo Baggins

:Đ

The gap-toothed version of the smiley :D

bob: Ding lvl 12!
jane: gratz lol!
bob: :Đ
james: omg haxors!1!!

:Đ by dyldo baggins November 22, 2009

the Snorkel 

The sexual act of sitting on your partners head whilst dangling your scrotum over the eyes (one testicle in each eye socket) and putting your dick in their mouth giving the appearance of your partner wearing a snorkel and mask. The one performing the snorkel must obviously be a male (or hermaphrodite) whilst the partner receiving can be any sex, race, or species depending on your preferences.

Very similar to the Arabian Goggles

"I gave my girlfriend a snorkel the other day and it was really hot until she started choking"

"I snorkelled my dog two days ago. I think I'm starting to like this bestiality shit"

"When I was young my dad gave me the snorkel while I was naked and posted it on the internet. Now I'm scared for life"

the Snorkel by Dyldo Baggins August 10, 2009

brape 

bum rape, the act of raping sumone by sexual penertration of the ass hole. Commonly preformed by gay rapists.

Bob (playing a game): "Dude I just braped you!"
Tom: "Thats not funny man my uncle got braped when he was 17"
Bob: .....oh......sorry

brape by Dyldo Baggins June 9, 2009

LOFL 

Laugh Out Fucking Loud

"When Jim fell on the miget I LOFL'd so hard!

LOFL by Dyldo Baggins May 27, 2009

Bell End 

1. The end of a male's/transexual's penis.
2. Also uesd as an insult like "Dick head"

Commonly used by Ali-G in his movie and tv shows

1. "dude, check out my bell end its swollen from being kicked by my ex the other day"

2. "shut up you fucking bell end thats a stupid idea"

Bell End by Dyldo Baggins May 18, 2009