Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama's definitions

Emotitease

The act of your SO texting suggestive emoticons, but not following through IRL.

I just got an eggplant + a tongue from my wife, but I know that she will be asleep by the time I get home. She is such an emotitease.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama May 16, 2017

Homo-nym

A same sex couple with the same first names.

David Smith and David Jones just started dating. They make such a cute homo-nym.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama May 16, 2017

High and Seek

The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.

I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama November 1, 2017

spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 16, 2016

Constitutional memeing

Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.

After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama January 17, 2018

skittle diddle decimal system

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 17, 2020

Kvetching up

Getting together with a friend you’ve not seen in a while to complain about your lives.

Mel: My divorce is getting uglier, my job is killing me, and I have a bad ankle.

Dylan: I’ll bring over some whiskey. Sounds like we’ve got some kvetching up to do.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 19, 2020