Weird Alprov

Spontaneous making up parody lyrics to the tune of a popular song.

*Weird Alprov to tune of bridge in Bohemian Rhapsody*
Dude: I gotta pee, man.
Walter: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Can you do the fandango!!!

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 27, 2017

grapes in the tuna

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!

Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018

spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama April 10, 2016

interweediary

The person who is smoked out, but is in between two other tokers. Their role is relegated to passing the joint back and forth without partaking, becoming the interweediary.

I was beyond lit last night, but Yeats and Mel would not stop! I was just the interweediary at that point.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 13, 2019

Emotitease

The act of your SO texting suggestive emoticons, but not following through IRL.

I just got an eggplant + a tongue from my wife, but I know that she will be asleep by the time I get home. She is such an emotitease.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama May 16, 2017

skittle diddle decimal system

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama February 18, 2020

Homo-nym

A same sex couple with the same first names.

David Smith and David Jones just started dating. They make such a cute homo-nym.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama May 16, 2017