Homo-nym

A same sex couple with the same first names.

David Smith and David Jones just started dating. They make such a cute homo-nym.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama May 16, 2017

Weird Alprov

Spontaneous making up parody lyrics to the tune of a popular song.

*Weird Alprov to tune of bridge in Bohemian Rhapsody*
Dude: I gotta pee, man.
Walter: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Can you do the fandango!!!

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 27, 2017

THC & QVC

To order useless things while high.

I just had a quilted vest with ducks on it delivered. Must be from a THC & QVC night.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 01, 2018

High and Seek

The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.

I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama November 01, 2017

Kvetching up

Getting together with a friend you’ve not seen in a while to complain about your lives.

Mel: My divorce is getting uglier, my job is killing me, and I have a bad ankle.

Dylan: I’ll bring over some whiskey. Sounds like we’ve got some kvetching up to do.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 19, 2020

Huzzing

When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.

After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 15, 2016

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016