Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama's definitions

interweediary

The person who is smoked out, but is in between two other tokers. Their role is relegated to passing the joint back and forth without partaking, becoming the interweediary.

I was beyond lit last night, but Yeats and Mel would not stop! I was just the interweediary at that point.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 13, 2019

Weird Alprov

Spontaneous making up parody lyrics to the tune of a popular song.

*Weird Alprov to tune of bridge in Bohemian Rhapsody*
Dude: I gotta pee, man.
Walter: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Can you do the fandango!!!

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama July 27, 2017

grapes in the tuna

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!

Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018

THC & QVC

To order useless things while high.

I just had a quilted vest with ducks on it delivered. Must be from a THC & QVC night.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 1, 2018

High and Seek

The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.

I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama November 1, 2017

Kvetching up

Getting together with a friend you’ve not seen in a while to complain about your lives.

Mel: My divorce is getting uglier, my job is killing me, and I have a bad ankle.

Dylan: I’ll bring over some whiskey. Sounds like we’ve got some kvetching up to do.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 19, 2020

Bluching

The act of blushing whilst belching. Usually in front of someone the blucher is attempting to impress.

I swallowed some air with my drink of beer and bluched right in that hottie's face.

Bluching in the middle of delivering my father's eulogy was one of the more embarrassing things in my life.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 5, 2013