Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama

Weird Alprov

Spontaneous making up parody lyrics to the tune of a popular song.

*Weird Alprov to tune of bridge in Bohemian Rhapsody*
Dude: I gotta pee, man.
Walter: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Can you do the fandango!!!

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The act of your SO texting suggestive emoticons, but not following through IRL.

I just got an eggplant + a tongue from my wife, but I know that she will be asleep by the time I get home. She is such an emotitease.

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David Smith and David Jones just started dating. They make such a cute homo-nym.

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The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

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The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

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When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.

After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.

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Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

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