Blucher
A dad that is an asshole to his daughter. Usually an alcoholic, a socialapath, and a burnout.
Pronounced: Blue-chur
Pronounced: Blue-chur
Blucher by gooberpudge June 23, 2008
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Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher
While the Duke of Wellington was fighting off Napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed Napoleon from the back. His name was Blucher. He was an old man and didn't really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. But he knew that this fat little Corsican shit needed to be wiped off the planet.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.
That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.
Historian #1: Dude, Wellington was such a camper! Blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed Napoleon with like an ambush. Like it was sooooo cool.
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!
Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!
Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher by BullshitPoster September 25, 2012
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Boucherism
Boucherism noun
A teaching method practiced mostly in Jamaica. It is thought to be created by Eduard Boucher Jr. In order to piss the fuck out of his class. Mainly used on Russians and Slovak people, but sometimes, the others gets some bystander damage as well.
A teaching method practiced mostly in Jamaica. It is thought to be created by Eduard Boucher Jr. In order to piss the fuck out of his class. Mainly used on Russians and Slovak people, but sometimes, the others gets some bystander damage as well.
Boucherism by Matobi May 29, 2019
nom-de-bauchery
Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.
Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!
Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?
Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?
Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
nom-de-bauchery by Rogue Query August 12, 2010