Dylan's definitions

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

lead zeppelin

a quantity of fecal matter that contains abnormal levels of lead

I crapped out a lead zeppelin and it hurt

by Dylan January 30, 2004

cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 3, 2004

MUni

Mountain Unicycle, or mountain unicycling. A unicycle outfitted for offroad and extreme riding. or, The Act of riding a unicycle off-road.

I got a new MUni. I went for for a MUni ride. I went MUniing.

by Dylan December 25, 2002

Cavailer

a car that is made in Toyota

by Dylan September 4, 2003

lentle

jewish beans

may i have some lentle with my yarmulke

by Dylan February 25, 2004

Fwack

Fuck: in a way to eliminate trouble

Yeah I'd fwack her/him/it

by Dylan November 19, 2003