Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
by Woeweee January 18, 2021
Let me get this straight: Once a year, giant red pincer-spiders travel across what is now a city because they need to get to the ocean to breed... The Zoidberg episode is real?
Hym "Crabz are fucking stupid bro, damn. Everything is stupid. Jesus christ, why is everything stupid? Entirely unnecessary. Why? Why crabz? Why are you a thing? Why won't you cease to exist? In theory, they're fine I guess but holy fucking shit do I never want to be near or around one. What is the point of it? 'CoSmIc EnViRoNmEnTaL bAlAnCe, MaN.' Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Fucking hippy. Those. Are not. Necessary. Crabz!? Why (in the name of God) are you a thing? Fuck crabz. Crabz can- Oh wait, they're delicious... Right... Crabz are delicious- I'm glad people are actively killing them without me having to be there. If they're dismantled for consumption by the time I get to them they're less-gross. Hurray crabz murder! Vegan ethical dilemma solved. GO FORTH! MURDER ALL THE CRABZ! PROVE HUMANITY'S SUPERIORITY TO ALL BEASTS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023