purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Renob

New age way of saying my friend needs to obtain some go-nads and hang out with his freinds.

Bros before ho's

by Dylan November 19, 2003

Pains

(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.

Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

vilrony

Vinyl records purchased out of irony.

"Ever seen the 'Play it Again' LP, by the Alan Gardiner Accordion Band? Boy, that's a great piece of vilrony."

"That's so vilronic."

by Dylan May 29, 2004

jigglo

Pimpsta wit lots of hoes

the jigglo was pimpin

by Dylan January 30, 2004

hardcore dancing

skanking for people on the verge of retarded

"those stupid hardcore kids with tight clothing wouldn't stop hardcore dancing"

by dylan May 13, 2005