Dylan's definitions

Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003

flapper

The genetalia of washed up movie starlettes from the 40's that had attended one too many speak-easy's during their careers.

Picky? Are you kidding me? One more drink in me and I'd settle on a flapper!

by Dylan March 7, 2005

fecophiliac

Stefan and his supar-buddies

Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.

by dylan August 29, 2003

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

Alien Ant Farm

SoCal alternative metal band responsible for the Michael Jackson cover "Smooth Criminal". Members are Dryden Mitchell (Vocals), Terry Corso (Guitar), Tye Zamora (Bass), and Mike Cosgrove (Drums).

If you want a good band, try listening to Alien Ant Farm.

by Dylan January 2, 2004

Morris Day

1. Lead singer of 80's funk band The Time.
2. Lead guitarist of overrated, grungy high school rock band 'Random'.

"Damn Morris Day has taken Pandemonium for lunch again."

by Dylan June 5, 2004