A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.
This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.
This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.
This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.
Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.
Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.
Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.
Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.
by dwayne May 12, 2004
I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
by dwayne May 11, 2004
To masturbate
Same as...
Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
Same as...
Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
by Dwayne November 22, 2005
Very similar to "around the way girl". The cute, but not hot "hott" neighborhood(usually urban) girl that is very good to date/sleep with. She's usually a hoodrat but a low key one and she gets more respect because she's a pretty cool person. She's the girl you SHOULD be interested in marrying because she'd be good to you, but you never will because she wasn't the hottest girl you ever met.
by Dwayne September 12, 2004
A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
by dwayne May 13, 2004
by Dwayne October 03, 2004