Dwayne's definitions
Johnny and Ricky were bored so they decided to have a farting contest. Johnny let a loosey rip out and he ruined his drawers and pants.
by Dwayne May 4, 2004
Get the looseymug. The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.
by Dwayne January 15, 2004
Get the tapologymug. Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.
Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
by Dwayne March 2, 2005
Get the Lindermug. A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.
A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.
by dwayne May 13, 2004
Get the dick controlmug. Road snot is the oil and rubber that rises to the surface on the roads of Los Angeles when the first rain of the year comes. It gets ground into the ground, then when that first rain does come, the roads are slippery as hell! You don't find road snot in Seattle since it rains there all the time.
Well, it's November 1 and the first rain of the year hit the raods of Los Angels. Fresh road snot rose to the surface and caused 100 accidents today.
by Dwayne October 2, 2004
Get the road snotmug. by Dwayne October 2, 2004
Get the free pussymug. by dwayne May 12, 2004
Get the Ass groovemug.