daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.

I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag

by dwayne May 13, 2004

glootfutabitz

When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.

This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.

Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

freecalation

The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

See freecalate

Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.

by Dwayne May 11, 2004

platt high school

Ski Masks.....$7
Drill.........$65
Crowbar.......$11
Napalm........$3
Fuses.........$1



Getting away with Arson and Burlary(more than once)....Priceless

'Rememer that time we almost blew ourselves off the roof when we tried to burn Platt High School down...or how about when we broke in?'

'Which time?'

by Dwayne February 06, 2004

Whole Foods

A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".

I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.

by Dwayne September 10, 2004

loosey

When you fart and some doo doo accidently comes out.

Johnny and Ricky were bored so they decided to have a farting contest. Johnny let a loosey rip out and he ruined his drawers and pants.

by Dwayne May 04, 2004

childroz

Children, especially children out of wedlock. Beebee kids. Kids that won't go to bed when you are trying to get your freek on with their moms.

The are too many hoes with childroz

by Dwayne January 15, 2004