The identation of a person's ass. Most common in chairs and sofas, when a person has been sitting in the same spot for a long period of time.
See
ass groove
Charles sat around and watched college football on a lazy Saturday afternoon. When got up to used the bathroom, he left a large butt mark where he was sitting.
A disorder that is previlant in people with poor educational skills who are synonymous with arrest warrents.
Also deceptors or child support payments.
This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.
The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"
"I ain't be got no weapon! I be got bitchassniggitis.
Buy a
Bitchassniggitis
mug!
Ass grooves were left from sitting on the coach all day.
The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.
The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.
See
freecalate
Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.
A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.
Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.
To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.
Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.
Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.
Fake doodoo, usually made of plastic, chocolate bars, or clay.
Made famous in the movvie, "Caddyshack".
Good for childish pranks and gags.
Ricky went to the 4 Bears Waterpark on April fools day, unknowing to the public, he had some brown clay doo-do in his trunks in the shape of a large turd as he approached the waterslide. A a dozen or so people in front of him slid down the slide, Ricky released to doo-do as it slid out of his shorts' pant leg and skidded down the waterslide to the people splashing in the pool below. Yelps and screams emerged as the patrons saw the doo-do. 4 Bears Waterpark was closed for the remainder of the day.
When a man has to urinate and deficate at the same time.
This is necessary in most men, especially when straining to deficate, because some urine may expel too.
Ned had to glootfutabitz, which meant he had to sit down and use the bathroom, which made him feel like a bitch.
