the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.
It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.
by Dwayne May 07, 2004
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wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.
A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.
I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag
by dwayne May 13, 2004
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Whole Foods

A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".
I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.
by Dwayne September 10, 2004
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loosey

When you fart and some doo doo accidently comes out.
Johnny and Ricky were bored so they decided to have a farting contest. Johnny let a loosey rip out and he ruined his drawers and pants.
by Dwayne May 04, 2004
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county mounty

Slang for a person who is on welfare (the County").
I have to work so hard because my sister is a county mounty. She's only had a job for maybe 3 months of her whole life.
by Dwayne September 24, 2004
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Linder

Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.

Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
I wish Jerry Falwell would stop being such a Linder.
by Dwayne March 02, 2005
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