Dusty Knuckles 's definitions
What you say when you’re asked to go out to a place with a dress code. One must pull out their rags cause its all they have to wear.
by Dusty Knuckles May 27, 2020
Get the Pull Out My Ragsmug. This is when an individual exhibits irritability for a rational reason, but is unable to convey that their “aggression” is warranted to those in the vicinity, so it goes “unchecked”.
Someone with unchecked aggression is not necessarily dangerous, just misunderstood in the moment.
Someone with unchecked aggression is not necessarily dangerous, just misunderstood in the moment.
*man on street yelling and throwing fits in air from frustration due to a problem at work or home*
*beat cop walking on street witnesses act*
Cop: “hey sir, calm down”
Man on street: “FUCK, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS”
Cop: *uses radio*
“yeah dispatch, im gonna need backup squad cars and a K9 unit. We have an individual displaying unchecked aggression”
*Cop fires 6 warning shots into the chest of the man on the street*
Cop: “stop resisting!”
Bystander #1: “Wow. I’m glad that man is no longer alive. He was scary.”
Bystander #2: “ARE YOU KIDDING?! YOU SHOT HIM???? HE WASNT DOINT ANYTHING WRONG”
*beat cop walking on street witnesses act*
Cop: “hey sir, calm down”
Man on street: “FUCK, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS”
Cop: *uses radio*
“yeah dispatch, im gonna need backup squad cars and a K9 unit. We have an individual displaying unchecked aggression”
*Cop fires 6 warning shots into the chest of the man on the street*
Cop: “stop resisting!”
Bystander #1: “Wow. I’m glad that man is no longer alive. He was scary.”
Bystander #2: “ARE YOU KIDDING?! YOU SHOT HIM???? HE WASNT DOINT ANYTHING WRONG”
by Dusty Knuckles September 4, 2021
Get the Unchecked Aggressionmug. Speaking fluid fluff. Talking satirically while remaining serious to provide an audience with what they wanna hear.
by Dusty Knuckles August 21, 2021
Get the speakthetalkmug. This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021
Get the Stockhold Syndromemug. A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022
Get the Clowned to Kingdom Comemug. To have been irrevocably fucked by a collective.
Being Gand Slopped is typically the case after having been Gang Stalked by a determined group, and similarly to the medieval pillory, it's an act of great humiliation that welcomes public ridicule.
The acts that define being "slopped" include but are not limited to: group surprise sex onto one person, group surprise molestation onto one person, group surprise sexual assault onto one person, surprise humiliation onto one person.
The criteria for "gang" necessitates that the group is not just a band of common thugs, but rather a highly organized and formally operational institution. An organization like the CIA, FBI, DEA, TSA, USPS, British Royal Family, US NAVY, Iran Revolutionary Guard, Israeli Mossad, Russian FSB, and the Walt Disney Company are all possible collectives that could leave a target gang slopped.
A notable figure who was gang stalked by the CIA/Mossad and then went on to be gang slopped is Muammar Gaddafi.
Being Gand Slopped is typically the case after having been Gang Stalked by a determined group, and similarly to the medieval pillory, it's an act of great humiliation that welcomes public ridicule.
The acts that define being "slopped" include but are not limited to: group surprise sex onto one person, group surprise molestation onto one person, group surprise sexual assault onto one person, surprise humiliation onto one person.
The criteria for "gang" necessitates that the group is not just a band of common thugs, but rather a highly organized and formally operational institution. An organization like the CIA, FBI, DEA, TSA, USPS, British Royal Family, US NAVY, Iran Revolutionary Guard, Israeli Mossad, Russian FSB, and the Walt Disney Company are all possible collectives that could leave a target gang slopped.
A notable figure who was gang stalked by the CIA/Mossad and then went on to be gang slopped is Muammar Gaddafi.
John told me that he was being gang stalked by the CIA for condemning the butchering of children. I thought he was crazy.. Then I saw him end up on the news dead and sodomized. Turns out he was being gang stalked and even ended up getting gang slopped by the CIA!
by Dusty Knuckles January 9, 2025
Get the Gang Sloppedmug. Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020
Get the Hob Goblin Knob Slobberermug.