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A form of squat created on September 27, 2011 by Ben Hatley. It begins by standing by the Benmobile's front wheel with the feet spread as wide as possible. The wheel is then kicked or turned and then, between turns of the wheel, a plyometric squat is done. That is you jump up in between turns of the wheel. This is very powerful. If you thought doing squats was fun before, wait till you try Hatleysquats - they are awesome! Ben Hatley approved.
Ben: Hey Bryant, come here. How about a round of Hatleysquats? (he kicks the wheel of the Benmobile)
Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.
Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)
Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.
Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.
Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.
Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.
Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?
Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.
Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)
Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.
Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.
Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.
Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.
Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?
Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2011
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Get the McJelly mug.The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.
Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011
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Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011
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Ed: (jumping up and down in excitement) We won again! The Crankshaft Bowl is ours!! Take that Blue Valley schools!!
Roger: (running back and forth down the bowling lanes screaming) Centerville rocks! Centerville rocks!!
Elmer: (gets a real stern look on his face) Roger, shut up! So we won, big deal! I don't want to hear another word about it you hear me?
Roger: (is hurt by the sterness of Elmer's voice, begins to cry) I'm sorry, I just got excited.
Max: (really mad, blue steam coming out of his ears) You won't be so lucky next time, Crankshaft! Next time, Blue Valley is taking that trophy back to Ashtabula.
Ed: Easy, you'll win it someday, trust me. Just don't get so excited over it.
Steve: Yeah, take it easy. This is the Crankshaft Bowl. You're supposed to have fun with it.
Ed: (holding the trophy like a dumbell, crunching his bicep) Sweet victory! Burgandy and gold rule and navy and powder blue drool! (sets the trophy down and pumps his fist in the air three times)
Roger: (running back and forth down the bowling lanes screaming) Centerville rocks! Centerville rocks!!
Elmer: (gets a real stern look on his face) Roger, shut up! So we won, big deal! I don't want to hear another word about it you hear me?
Roger: (is hurt by the sterness of Elmer's voice, begins to cry) I'm sorry, I just got excited.
Max: (really mad, blue steam coming out of his ears) You won't be so lucky next time, Crankshaft! Next time, Blue Valley is taking that trophy back to Ashtabula.
Ed: Easy, you'll win it someday, trust me. Just don't get so excited over it.
Steve: Yeah, take it easy. This is the Crankshaft Bowl. You're supposed to have fun with it.
Ed: (holding the trophy like a dumbell, crunching his bicep) Sweet victory! Burgandy and gold rule and navy and powder blue drool! (sets the trophy down and pumps his fist in the air three times)
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011
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Liv: Oh no, my back's all creaky. I gotta do a Liv Lean.
Ben: You poor thing! I know what you need. My back gets creaky sometimes, too. Only I do a Hatley Hula to stretch mine.
Liv: Yeah, but the Liv Lean is much easier. All you do is throw your hands up in the air and then lean forward. You know, like you were going to touch your toes, but you just dangle your hands in front. It gives you a good, long stretch in your back. (Liv demonstrates to Ben how the stretch is done).
Ben: Wow! This really works. Its a real s-t-r-e-t-c-h! (groans in relief) Good one, Liv! My back feels great now.
Liv: (starts laughing at him) I told you so! Its one of the best back stretches. This is great! Whenever your back is sore, a Liv Lean can perk it right up.
Opal: Did I hear you right? Is that one of your stretches you do? My back's a little creaky. Can you show me?
Ben: Sure, you stretch your hands over your head and then lean down almost to the ground. It really stretches the back.
Opal: Sweet! I'm gonna have to show this to Ed. He'll love it.
Ben: You poor thing! I know what you need. My back gets creaky sometimes, too. Only I do a Hatley Hula to stretch mine.
Liv: Yeah, but the Liv Lean is much easier. All you do is throw your hands up in the air and then lean forward. You know, like you were going to touch your toes, but you just dangle your hands in front. It gives you a good, long stretch in your back. (Liv demonstrates to Ben how the stretch is done).
Ben: Wow! This really works. Its a real s-t-r-e-t-c-h! (groans in relief) Good one, Liv! My back feels great now.
Liv: (starts laughing at him) I told you so! Its one of the best back stretches. This is great! Whenever your back is sore, a Liv Lean can perk it right up.
Opal: Did I hear you right? Is that one of your stretches you do? My back's a little creaky. Can you show me?
Ben: Sure, you stretch your hands over your head and then lean down almost to the ground. It really stretches the back.
Opal: Sweet! I'm gonna have to show this to Ed. He'll love it.
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011
Get the Liv Lean mug.A back massage done by Ralph Drabble. Done by lying the receiver on their stomach and then stepping onto their back. Then asking them to arch up against your foot. It also helps if the back is walked on. A Drabble Stomp is one of the nicest ways to get a massage. It can be done if a Drabble Stand has not worked. So if you want to relax but your back wants to romp, soothe that sacrum with a Drabble Stomp!
Bryant: Hey guys, I need a Drabble Stomp, bad! My back hurts something crazy.
June: No problem, honey. Did you try a Drabble Stand?
Bryant: Yes, but it didn't work. (groans in pain) Oh boy, this is awful.
Ralph: Here, I'll Drabble Stomp you. (he stomps Bryant in the middle of his back) Now, stretch up against my foot. That's it, easy.
Bull: Hey, what's that? Is that some sort of weird massage? You know, my back's crazy hurting! How do you do this?
June: (saying as if she were a P.E. coach) Hit the deck! I'll show you how we do it. (she steps on Bull's back) Now, arch your back up against my foot. See? You 'stomp' your foot in the middle of the other person's back, and they arch up against your foot so that the back is stretched. That's how you do a Drabble Stomp.
Bull: Awesome! The guys at Apopka High would have loved this. I'll have to try it on some of my old boys sometime. Maybe Morris Middleton.
Ralph: Yeah, he'd love it. Drabble Stomps rule!
June: No problem, honey. Did you try a Drabble Stand?
Bryant: Yes, but it didn't work. (groans in pain) Oh boy, this is awful.
Ralph: Here, I'll Drabble Stomp you. (he stomps Bryant in the middle of his back) Now, stretch up against my foot. That's it, easy.
Bull: Hey, what's that? Is that some sort of weird massage? You know, my back's crazy hurting! How do you do this?
June: (saying as if she were a P.E. coach) Hit the deck! I'll show you how we do it. (she steps on Bull's back) Now, arch your back up against my foot. See? You 'stomp' your foot in the middle of the other person's back, and they arch up against your foot so that the back is stretched. That's how you do a Drabble Stomp.
Bull: Awesome! The guys at Apopka High would have loved this. I'll have to try it on some of my old boys sometime. Maybe Morris Middleton.
Ralph: Yeah, he'd love it. Drabble Stomps rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 10, 2011
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