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A condition of going into seizures of jumping jacks. Often caused by nervousness or stress. These seizures, which are also known as 'jack attacks', are most often seen in Ralph Drabble when he gets nervous.
Ralph: (panting) One, two, one two...
Patrick: Man, Dad, you're all sweaty. Are you nervous?
Ralph: Yeah, I'm doing some Sky Jacks to calm down.
Patrick: Mind if I join you? I'm kinda stressed too.
Ralph: Sure! (like a coach) Ready, begin!
Patrick: Man, Dad, you're all sweaty. Are you nervous?
Ralph: Yeah, I'm doing some Sky Jacks to calm down.
Patrick: Mind if I join you? I'm kinda stressed too.
Ralph: Sure! (like a coach) Ready, begin!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 18, 2010
Get the Sky Jacks mug.An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.
Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."
Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"
Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"
Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"
Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010
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Get the STRAWBERRY NAP mug.The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.
Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?
Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!
Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.
Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!
Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?
Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)
Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?
Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.
Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.
Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?
Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).
Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!
Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!
Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.
Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!
Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?
Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)
Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?
Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.
Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.
Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?
Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).
Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011
Get the Grannied mug.A new form of lower leg exercise created by Ralph Drabble on accident. You need to have a table very close at hand to do this. While walking up to the table, you slightly bang your shin bone against it emitting a loud 'YEOOW!', then hopping back and massaging your shin and ankle. This is repeated several times to complete the set. Not only does it toughen the shin bones, it also makes the ankles more flexible.
Ralph: (he's walking into the room) Hey! Do you want to help me with my Shinups? I haven't done them in a while. My shins are getting so weak and I usually have tough shins, you know?!
Bryant: Sure! I know how. Just walk into the table and give your shin a gentle bang, right?
Ralph: Yeah, and then you MASSAGE (like he's drawing it out) your shin and ankle really good. And then you just do it again. It's easy!
June: (bangs her shin into the table) YEOOWW!! Like that?!
Ralph: Yeah, you've got it now. It might sting your ankles but it works wonders for weak shins!
Bryant: Sweet! (stubs toe on the table) YEOOWW!!
Ralph: (runs over and massages Bryant's shin for him) That's it. We should put these on video. Anyone could do it!
June: Neat, forget push ups! You want tough lower legs? Try Shinups! (slaps Bryant on the shin and gives Ralph a high five)
Bryant: Sure! I know how. Just walk into the table and give your shin a gentle bang, right?
Ralph: Yeah, and then you MASSAGE (like he's drawing it out) your shin and ankle really good. And then you just do it again. It's easy!
June: (bangs her shin into the table) YEOOWW!! Like that?!
Ralph: Yeah, you've got it now. It might sting your ankles but it works wonders for weak shins!
Bryant: Sweet! (stubs toe on the table) YEOOWW!!
Ralph: (runs over and massages Bryant's shin for him) That's it. We should put these on video. Anyone could do it!
June: Neat, forget push ups! You want tough lower legs? Try Shinups! (slaps Bryant on the shin and gives Ralph a high five)
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 18, 2011
Get the Shinups mug.A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011
Get the Stress Tea mug.A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.
Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!
Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?
Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!
Wilson: I'm not so sure.
Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!
Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.
Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!
Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?
Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!
Wilson: I'm not so sure.
Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!
Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.
Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!
Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 20, 2011
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