Reftitute

A substitute referee that came in when the other ref got sick. Usually dressed in a normal ref uniform, but with white sneakers instead of black. Often also leads the crowd in warm up stretches yelling "Move it!". Once of the most famous is Beatrice Middleton as seen in 'The Middletons' strip from December 27, 2009. Reftitutes are crazy. They will eject you!

Liv: Hey, today's a great day for a jog! How about some warm up stretches?

Ben: Oh no, not the Hatley Hula again! We've done that a million times.

Liv: Yes, but you love it. Uh oh, here comes the Reftitute. We better get stretching.

Beatrice: (wearing a ref uniform) That's right! You'd better get moving. Can I stretch with you, too?

Liv: Of course! Easy, stretch all the way over. There you go! Doesn't that feel creamy?

Beatrice: Yes, but what else?

Liv: There's the Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean, the Benball. There's all sorts of crazy stretches. Even referees need to stretch.

Beatrice: You do realize we're only stretching before going running, don't you? (She blows the whistle) Move it! Reftitute in the house.

Liv: Nice, I think I'm gonna love this.

Ben: Yes, Reftitutes are sweet!

Reftitute by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

rectitude 

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.

rectitude by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

restitution 

Restitution in moral signifies an act of justice by which reparation as far as possible is made for an injury that has been done to another.

The law of restitution is the law of gains-based recovery. It is to be contrasted with the law of compensation, which is the law of loss-based recovery. Obligations to make restitution and obligations to pay compensation are each a type of legal response to events in the real world. When a court orders restitution it orders the defendant to give up his gains to the claimant.

When a court orders compensation it orders the defendant to compensate the claimant for his loss.

Collection by defendant, court ordered.

The loss of two tamed ducks by someone shooting them. They were caught red handed. The courts gave us restitution.

restitution by Medici October 8, 2007

Reptitude

1) When lifting weight, the act of adding on more weight and doing more reps than you thought you could do with the original amount of weight; maximum exertion.

2) An overall way of life which one goes above and beyond personal expectations.

*Origins: formed from the words repetitions and attitude, reptitude is a personal mind set focused on consistently outperforming expectations. While its origins are in the gym, reptitude has become a way of life for many outside as well.

Other forms: Reptitudical

1) He called me out on the triceps machine so I put on more weight and did more reps than I ever thought I could - REPTITUDE!!!

2) Everyone told him he'd never be able to do it, and he did, twice as fast as he ever though he'd be able to - REPTITUDE!!!

3) That dude was getting REPTITUDICAL in the gym today - REPTITUDICAL!!!

Reptitude by GetHuge315 March 14, 2011

rectitude 

rightness, what happens after you do something morally correct. when you judge correctly in a moral situation. Righteousness.

rectitudinous-adj

i didn't want to punch him because it held little rectitude for me.

i have rectitude because i chose to save my brother instead of a bag of money.

stop being rectitudinous! you're making us all look like immoral thugs.

rectitude by thebabybunny December 10, 2008

Reptitude

1) When lifting weight, the act of adding on more weight and doing more reps than you thought you could do with the original amount of weight; maximum exertion.

2) An overall way of life which one goes above and beyond personal expectations.

*This word was created when Mike 'More Bi's' Miraglia challenged Chris 'One More Rep' Lynch that he couldn't do more weight on the triceps machine. He did, and did more reps than he initially planned to - reptitude was born. It has since become a way of life built on going above and beyond personal expectations in every facet of life - but specifically focused on those associated with the gym and/or lifting weights.

Other forms: Reptitudical (Verb); Reptituded (Past tense)

Synonyms: None Exist

Antonyms: Steve Serrano

1) He called me out on the triceps machine so I put on more weight and did more reps than I ever thought I could - REPTITUDE!!!

2) Everyone told him he'd never be able to do it, and he did, twice as fast as he ever though he'd be able to - REPTITUDE!!!

3) That dude was getting REPTITUDICAL in the gym today - REPTITUDICAL!!!

Reptitude by President - W. Outdoors Club March 8, 2011