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A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.
Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.
Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!
Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.
June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!
Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.
June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 30, 2010
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Buster: (looking at Emily as if writing a note) Hey buddy, you want to play fetch?
Emily: Hey honey, Buster wrote this. He wants you to play fetch with him.
Bryant: (dictating to Emily what is being said back) I will play fetch with you. Sounds fun!
Buster: Thanks, you're the best friend a dog could have! Woof!!
Emily: Oh, that's sweet. He really loves you.
Bryant: He may be deaf, but his Buster Note was cool!
Emily: Hey honey, Buster wrote this. He wants you to play fetch with him.
Bryant: (dictating to Emily what is being said back) I will play fetch with you. Sounds fun!
Buster: Thanks, you're the best friend a dog could have! Woof!!
Emily: Oh, that's sweet. He really loves you.
Bryant: He may be deaf, but his Buster Note was cool!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 15, 2011
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Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?
Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!
Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.
Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)
Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.
Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.
Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?
Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!
Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.
Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)
Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.
Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.
Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011
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Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?
Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?
Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)
Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?
Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)
Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.
Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)
Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?
Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)
Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?
Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)
Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.
Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)
Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 18, 2011
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Earl: Oh no, there's Earlweeds all over the yard. Time to break out the big guns. (he gets out a blow torch) Take that!
Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)
Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!
Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.
Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!
Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
Nelson: Hold on, that's ugly. You don't want to kill a defenseless little weed! See how much it looks like you? (he picks one up and shows it to Earl)
Earl: Yes, they're pretty. But they must be destroyed! (he throws the torch at them. The torch explodes destroying all the Earlweeds) Take that! Victory is mine!
Opal: What have you done? You destroyed our garden. Why? (she starts crying) There were some pretty flowers there, and you ruined them.
Nelson: They were Earlweeds. They look like Grandpa Earl. You see? Cute!
Earl: Are you hungry? I think she made some Earlweed soup. We put those bad boys to good use! Long live Earlweed!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 14, 2011
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Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?
Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.
Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.
Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.
Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.
Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011
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Nelson: Hey Roscoe, let's read my dinosaur book. I bet you're going to love it. There are some cute dinosaurs in here.
Roscoe: (barking at Nelson) Woof. This is going to be fun! I bet we'll see an Opalsaurus.
Nelson: Ok. (He begins to read)
Opal: (Warm California Sun playing on her headphones) Here comes the Opalsaurus! Look out now! She's coming to get you! (singing) She's out here having fun in that warm Jurassic sun! ROAR!
Nelson: (screaming, making Roscoe jump) Why did you do that? You scared me!
Opal: Sorry, honey. I was only doing my aerobics, pretending to be a dinosaur. You know, the O Rex wouldn't hurt you! I'm your grandma for crying out loud.
Nelson: (laughing) Weird. I never knew you you would make a good dinosaur.
Opal: There's tons of grandma dinosaurs. The Opalsaurus is just one of them. And they love their grandkids!! You know what time it is now? How about if old O Rex gives you a rub down. You know, a massage? How would that be?
Nelson: Great! You sure make a great dinosaur! If you're the O Rex, I'm the Nelsonasaurus.
Opal: Well, ok, let's get to work! (starts singing again) We'll be out here having fun, in this warm Sparks, Nevada sun! (saying it twice).
Roscoe: (barking at Nelson) Woof. This is going to be fun! I bet we'll see an Opalsaurus.
Nelson: Ok. (He begins to read)
Opal: (Warm California Sun playing on her headphones) Here comes the Opalsaurus! Look out now! She's coming to get you! (singing) She's out here having fun in that warm Jurassic sun! ROAR!
Nelson: (screaming, making Roscoe jump) Why did you do that? You scared me!
Opal: Sorry, honey. I was only doing my aerobics, pretending to be a dinosaur. You know, the O Rex wouldn't hurt you! I'm your grandma for crying out loud.
Nelson: (laughing) Weird. I never knew you you would make a good dinosaur.
Opal: There's tons of grandma dinosaurs. The Opalsaurus is just one of them. And they love their grandkids!! You know what time it is now? How about if old O Rex gives you a rub down. You know, a massage? How would that be?
Nelson: Great! You sure make a great dinosaur! If you're the O Rex, I'm the Nelsonasaurus.
Opal: Well, ok, let's get to work! (starts singing again) We'll be out here having fun, in this warm Sparks, Nevada sun! (saying it twice).
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 19, 2011
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