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June: "Hey Ralph, wanna run on the JogMaster with me?"
Ralph: "Sure, let's hustle!"
June: "Whatever you do don't let me bother you!"
Ralph: "This is great it's really burning me!!"
Ralph: "Sure, let's hustle!"
June: "Whatever you do don't let me bother you!"
Ralph: "This is great it's really burning me!!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010
Get the JogMaster mug.An old army uniform that is now hard to wear. Often you can hardly fit into it and it often has to be squeezed shut. The most notable set of Gunny Greens belongs to MSGT/GYSGT Earl Pickles USA USMC Ret. His wife, Opal, can't believe he still has it.
Earl: Uh oh, its almost Veterans Day. I'd better whip out my old Gunny Greens. (laughs)I can't fit into these babies anymore, but I still love to wear them.
Ed: Gunny Greens? You know I've got a set of them, too. Back when the Army and Air Force were all one lump, I wore them. It was sweet!
Ben: (looking shocked) What are you two talking about? I've never heard of Gunny Greens. I never wore those.
Earl: (laughing again) Here, try these on. See what you think. (he hands the uniform to Ben) Its probably not gonna fit you, but you'll love it.
Ben: (squeezes himself into the uniform) Fits great! Can I keep this one?
Earl: Sure! You can keep this one. I've got tons more.
Opal: You are crazy! I can't believe you kept that thing! If the folks at Camp Swampy saw that, they would have a fit. Amos Halftrack would be rolling.
Earl: No, no. I can't part with this. That's my Gunny Greens, there. Who knows, I might get called back into the service someday. Me and that old suit have been through a lot. (salutes) TEN HUT! At ease!
Ed: Gunny Greens? You know I've got a set of them, too. Back when the Army and Air Force were all one lump, I wore them. It was sweet!
Ben: (looking shocked) What are you two talking about? I've never heard of Gunny Greens. I never wore those.
Earl: (laughing again) Here, try these on. See what you think. (he hands the uniform to Ben) Its probably not gonna fit you, but you'll love it.
Ben: (squeezes himself into the uniform) Fits great! Can I keep this one?
Earl: Sure! You can keep this one. I've got tons more.
Opal: You are crazy! I can't believe you kept that thing! If the folks at Camp Swampy saw that, they would have a fit. Amos Halftrack would be rolling.
Earl: No, no. I can't part with this. That's my Gunny Greens, there. Who knows, I might get called back into the service someday. Me and that old suit have been through a lot. (salutes) TEN HUT! At ease!
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 7, 2011
Get the Gunny Greens mug.An exercise program created by Ben Hatley. Used as a warm up stretch before he does other things. His wife, Liv, often joins him as do his four grandkids, especially Nick. He often will spend hours doing these, much to Liv's dismay. This is one of the best warm up stretches you can do.
Ben: (groaning) Oh, I threw my back out. I should have done my Hatleystretch.
Liv: No problem. I was about to do my Tai Chi anyway. Want me to help?
Ben: Sure! Once I stretch out, here, I'm hopping on the Benmobile. (Ben and Liv start stretching each other)
Liv: Here, easy there, don't overstretch it, now. You don't want to tear up a muscle.
Ben: Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should just do it easy so that we just warm the muscle. We don't want it to rip.
Nick: What are you two doing? Can I try it, too?
Ben: Sure! Its just our Hatleystretch. Why don't you try it? Granma Liv can help.
Liv: (takes Nick and starts stretching him) Now this is easy. Just do what I do, okay?
Nick: (starts laughing) Wow! This feels great. Have you always done this?
(Ben and Liv both start laughing)
Ben: Yup! We've been doing it for several years. Heck, I invented it! Used to do it when I lugged mail.
Liv: I've done it, too! Helps me with my Tai Chi. (lunges at Nick doing a crane punch)
Nick: Wow! Hatleystretches are nice! I'm gonna have to tell Mommy and Daddy how!
Liv: No problem. I was about to do my Tai Chi anyway. Want me to help?
Ben: Sure! Once I stretch out, here, I'm hopping on the Benmobile. (Ben and Liv start stretching each other)
Liv: Here, easy there, don't overstretch it, now. You don't want to tear up a muscle.
Ben: Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should just do it easy so that we just warm the muscle. We don't want it to rip.
Nick: What are you two doing? Can I try it, too?
Ben: Sure! Its just our Hatleystretch. Why don't you try it? Granma Liv can help.
Liv: (takes Nick and starts stretching him) Now this is easy. Just do what I do, okay?
Nick: (starts laughing) Wow! This feels great. Have you always done this?
(Ben and Liv both start laughing)
Ben: Yup! We've been doing it for several years. Heck, I invented it! Used to do it when I lugged mail.
Liv: I've done it, too! Helps me with my Tai Chi. (lunges at Nick doing a crane punch)
Nick: Wow! Hatleystretches are nice! I'm gonna have to tell Mommy and Daddy how!
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 11, 2011
Get the Hatleystretch mug.An exercise program most notably done by Opal Crankshaft. Done in a mirror in order to maintain the 'perky' expression on Opal's face.
Opal: Hey Martha, your face is sagging. You've got to do some perkies!
Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.
Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?
Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.
Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.
Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?
Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.
Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 18, 2010
Get the Perkies mug.A hamburger made by Ben Hatley, often eaten near the end of summer and at the start of fall. Often it is grilled on a lawn chair instead of a grill. Ben Burgers are so huge that they take up a bunch of space. They are often covered in tomatoes, peppers, and onions. You can't get them anywhere else but Oshawa, Ontario. So if you're looking for something good to eat at the end of summer, get a Ben Burger. And remember, Ben Hatley sent you!
Ben: Oh boy, looks like its Ben Burger time again!
Liv: Mmm, I love your Ben Burgers to death!
Ben: They're huge, aren't they? One taste of this baby and you'll be runnin' for the Benmobile. Serious grease! (he's laughing very hard - gut shaking)
Sylvia: Hey guys, are you two having a Ben Burger? I've never had one. What's in it?
Dan: Whoah, these Ben Burgers are sweet! I'm dying to know the recipe.
Ben: Well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. Then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. And then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. Here, taste this!
Dan: (he tastes it) Oooh, this is good! Thank you! (he gives one to Sylvia)
Sylvia: Whoah, this is sweet! Might be a little hard the abdominals. But this is crazy sweet. Thank you!
Ben: You're welcome! Thank Liv too. She eats these. Now, let's hit the Benmobile. (he takes off jogging) See you there!
Liv: Mmm, I love your Ben Burgers to death!
Ben: They're huge, aren't they? One taste of this baby and you'll be runnin' for the Benmobile. Serious grease! (he's laughing very hard - gut shaking)
Sylvia: Hey guys, are you two having a Ben Burger? I've never had one. What's in it?
Dan: Whoah, these Ben Burgers are sweet! I'm dying to know the recipe.
Ben: Well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. Then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. And then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. Here, taste this!
Dan: (he tastes it) Oooh, this is good! Thank you! (he gives one to Sylvia)
Sylvia: Whoah, this is sweet! Might be a little hard the abdominals. But this is crazy sweet. Thank you!
Ben: You're welcome! Thank Liv too. She eats these. Now, let's hit the Benmobile. (he takes off jogging) See you there!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 1, 2011
Get the Ben Burger mug.An oatmeal made by Opal Crankshaft. It is made of oats, corn, and several other grains mixed with fresh violet flowers. It is often served warm, with violet infused milk poured on top. Its delicious at any time, but is mostly eaten for breakfast or supper. So if you're looking for something quick and easy to eat for dinner, try some Opalmeal - it will make an Opal out of you!
Opal: Hey Nelson, I got something good for you tonight! I'm made us some Opalmeal.
Nelson: Opalmeal? What in the world is that? You crazy grandma.
Opal: Oooh, its heaven, sweetie! Just wait till you taste it! Oats and corn and all sorts of other grains, mixed with fresh violets. Here, you want some?
Hec: Opalmeal? Boy do I need some of that! I've been Dragon Walking all day. All that has made me hungry.
Opal: Here, try this. Its sweet. Tons of delicious!
Hec: (he eats some) Wow! That's creamy and sweet. I think everyone should eat this. Hey Nelson, you want some?
Nelson: (he tastes his) You know, she's right! This IS delicious! This isn't just any old oatmeal; this is Dragon food!
Hec: (laughing) You got that right! Never underestimate the power of Opalmeal! Good for humans and dragons, too. (starts Dragon Walking again)
Nelson: Opalmeal? What in the world is that? You crazy grandma.
Opal: Oooh, its heaven, sweetie! Just wait till you taste it! Oats and corn and all sorts of other grains, mixed with fresh violets. Here, you want some?
Hec: Opalmeal? Boy do I need some of that! I've been Dragon Walking all day. All that has made me hungry.
Opal: Here, try this. Its sweet. Tons of delicious!
Hec: (he eats some) Wow! That's creamy and sweet. I think everyone should eat this. Hey Nelson, you want some?
Nelson: (he tastes his) You know, she's right! This IS delicious! This isn't just any old oatmeal; this is Dragon food!
Hec: (laughing) You got that right! Never underestimate the power of Opalmeal! Good for humans and dragons, too. (starts Dragon Walking again)
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 4, 2011
Get the Opalmeal mug.A feeling of what life would be like without one's wife, in this case personified by Opal Crankshaft, first used by Earl Pickles.
Earl: You know, Ed, I feel kind of Opal-Less.
Ed: What do you mean?
Earl: Well, that was my wife. Since you married her I miss her.
Ed: Well, without her I'd be Opal-Less myself.
Earl: Ed, I hope you never have to find out.
Ed: What do you mean?
Earl: Well, that was my wife. Since you married her I miss her.
Ed: Well, without her I'd be Opal-Less myself.
Earl: Ed, I hope you never have to find out.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2010
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