bunk up

sexual intercourse

I had a lovely bunk up with Britney last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

jampot

1) the vagina
2) the anus (US Black slang)

"I most certainly fancy a jampot" sighed Jacko lustfully.
Editor's Note: it is uncertain whether this example pertains to definition 1 or definition 2.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 09, 2003

cunt-struck

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

whack the one-eyed worm

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

spunky dunky

A used condom.

John got really cross when he found a spunky dunky by the garages outside his towerblock.

by Dunky Oggins December 08, 2003

Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003