Dunky Oggins's definitions

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003

bunk up

sexual intercourse

I had a lovely bunk up with Britney last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

fuck wank

to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.

i saw Thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a fuck wank.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.

by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003

Bombay omelette

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.

watch out for that Bombay omelette!

by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003

silvery

having the appearence of silver

by the light of the silvery moon...

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003