Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Duke

Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.

In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.

Dutch War by Duke January 22, 2003

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway

Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.

Gravel Driveway by Duke January 22, 2003

Going down on a girl after eating cheetos, so her muff looks like the furry Syracuse University mascott Otto.

That girl needs to wash up after that Syracuse Orangeman I gave her.

When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.

Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.

uhholy low-five by Duke January 22, 2003

That rank smell a friend with swamp ass can leave on one of your chairs after sitting in it.

Bob shit his pants and left the nastiest residew.

residew by Duke January 22, 2003

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

bismark by Duke January 22, 2003

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

Cranky Ass by Duke January 22, 2003