Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Duke

Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

Cheeto Dick by Duke January 22, 2003

Going down on a girl after eating cheetos, so her muff looks like the furry Syracuse University mascott Otto.

That girl needs to wash up after that Syracuse Orangeman I gave her.

That rank smell a friend with swamp ass can leave on one of your chairs after sitting in it.

Bob shit his pants and left the nastiest residew.

residew by Duke January 22, 2003

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

Cranky Ass by Duke January 22, 2003

In a movie, every frame must provide something usable in the film trailer.

The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway

Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.

Gravel Driveway by Duke January 22, 2003

The way a girl looks without makeup.

That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.

morning face by Duke January 22, 2003