Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."
by Dude January 29, 2004

by dude May 13, 2005

one who deliberately seeks to destroy your gaming experience by: camping, teamkilling,grenadespamming,or just jackin off
by dude May 27, 2003

by Dude March 24, 2005

1) Any variety of meat sold by a street vendor. This includes hot dogs, sausages, kebab, steak sandwiches, etc.
2) A street-walking prostitute.
2) A street-walking prostitute.
by dude April 10, 2004

by dude October 23, 2003
