Definitions by Dubiks

crack 

A popular trading commodity for blowjobs

crackhead: "I'll suck your dick for crack again."
person: "hell yeah, sure thing dude."

crack by Dubiks October 24, 2018

krokodil 

A fucked up drug that causes your skin to turn green and rot away after a period of time.

drug addict: "Lets get fucked up on krokodil!"
Me: "You do know that that shit literally rots away your flesh right?"
drug addict: "Shut up you fucking pussy. At least I'm not too chicken to take it like you are."
Me: "Ok, have fun looking like a misshapen crocodile for the rest of your life."

krokodil by Dubiks October 24, 2018

Pornhub 

A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does

*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"

Pornhub by Dubiks October 17, 2018

thundercunt 

Someone who is such a fucking cunt that the word cunt can't even suffice.

The terrorists are a bunch of thundercunts

thundercunt by Dubiks October 17, 2018

Big Mouth 

1. a great show for pedophiles to watch
2. a way to watch child porn without getting arrested
3. an animated show about a bunch of kids jerking off

Person 1: "How come Dale stopped watching child porn on his computer?"
Person 2: "He didn't stop, he switched over to watching Big Mouth."
Person 1: "Ohhhh, makes sense."

Big Mouth by Dubiks October 14, 2018

you 

The fastest sperm in your dad's balls.

out millions of other sperm, you were the fastest.

you by Dubiks October 14, 2018

joke 

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

joke by Dubiks October 14, 2018