Dubiks's definitions

cocaine

Celebrities secret to losing weight.

friend: "How did Demi Lovato lose all of that weight?"
Me: "cocaine."
friend: "Oh, makes sense."

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

Easter

The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them

Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

Martin Luther King

The reason why racism is much less common against African Americans nowadays than it was in the 1950s. Also a mothafucka to respect 😎😎😎

white person: damnit, why did Martin Luther King have to fight for civil rights and shit. I wish it was the good ol days when black people were treated like shit while we had all the nice money and hos
black person: well too bad mothafucka

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

Age

Something American laws give way too much of a shit about

What the fuck do you mean I’m being charged with underage drinking? I’m literally turning 21 tomorrow!

by Dubiks May 4, 2019

R

The movie rating in which edgy 12-year-olds make a desperate attempt to get into or watch, even though they don't get half of the jokes in the movie.

brother: "You know, mom and dad said you aren't suppose to be watching rated R movies."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."

by Dubiks November 13, 2018

#MMM

Stands for Motivation Madness May; a trend where people go to the gym for the entire month of may and get jacked

PUTTIN IN DA WORK! #MMM

by Dubiks May 3, 2019

sacrifice

An excuse people have used for thousands of years as a way to mask their violent nature

victim: Why are you killing me?
mayan: We're using you as sacrifice for the gods.

by Dubiks December 30, 2018