laser gun

The futuristic version of a regular gun.

Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Thanksgiving

A holiday in which Americans are suppose to be thankful for what they have, even though it originated from them greedily taking everything the Native Americans and claiming it for themselves.

Apparently Americans call killing and stealing from other races an act of thankfulness according to the holiday of Thanksgiving.

by Dubiks November 21, 2018

psychopaths

What most of the world is run by.

A lot of our CEO's, politicians, and bankers are psychopaths.

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

conservacunt

An ignorant piece of shit who denies obvious facts and believes in whatever the bible tells them

A conservacunt was yelling that gays should burn in hell before I drop kicked that fucking cunt

by Dubiks January 28, 2019

2019

Hopes for 2019:
1. The onslaught of mass shootings will end
2. Toy Story 4 will be just as good as the last ones
3. We'll get some games that aren't overshadowed by Fortnite
4. microtransactions will die out
5. The new Star Wars movie will be better than the last one we had
6. The Shrek reboot won't be shit
7. WWIII won't happen
8. Weed will be legalized across the US
9. Mumble rap will die out
10. Net Neutrality will be brought back to life across the US and Ajit Pai's reign of terror will finally end

Lets hope 2019 is better than 2018

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

Tik Tok

An app where underage girls pose as 20 year olds in which middle age men will end up trying to have sex with them

middle aged man: dude I just met this hot chick on Tik Tok
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat

by Dubiks April 24, 2019

Jingle balls

A way to attract mrs. Clause to suck u off on the holidays 🍆🍆🍆

Mrs. Clause cheated on Santa for my jingle balls

by Dubiks December 23, 2018