Dubiks's definitions

2019

Urban Dictionary's 20th anniversary!

Let's not forget that Urban Dictionary is turning 20 years old in 2019.

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

April Fools

What you say when you prank someone hella hard on April Fool’s Day.

April Fools motherfuckers!

by Dubiks April 1, 2019

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

quitter

What people are called when they quit a job they hate doing

wage slave: that was stupid of you to quit your job you fucking quitter
person: At least I actually enjoy my life

by Dubiks February 5, 2019

Cockle Doodle Doo

What an asshole rooster yells early in the morning.

*5:30 am*
Rooster: "COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!"
Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"

by Dubiks August 12, 2018

ho ho ho

Santa's orgasm

Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018