Definitions by Dubiks
gucci
(person #1 wears gucci)
person #2: WOAH!!! Nice shoes! Can I be your friend, you're so cool.
person #1: Sure man, and thanks for the compliment
*next day*
(person #1 wears sweatshirt and sweat pants)
person #2: What the hell are you wearing? I thought you were actually cool. We were gonna be the bestest of bros. Now I realize that your just a fucking loser like everyone else.
person #1: If you only like me because of my attire then we weren't ever really gonna be bros to begin with.
person #2: WOAH!!! Nice shoes! Can I be your friend, you're so cool.
person #1: Sure man, and thanks for the compliment
*next day*
(person #1 wears sweatshirt and sweat pants)
person #2: What the hell are you wearing? I thought you were actually cool. We were gonna be the bestest of bros. Now I realize that your just a fucking loser like everyone else.
person #1: If you only like me because of my attire then we weren't ever really gonna be bros to begin with.
lamborghini
A lamborghini can go over 200 miles per hour but the traffic speed limit only ever goes up to 90 mph at most. So unless you know an empty racetrack nearby or are speeding from the cops, that attribute is pretty much useless
lamborghini by Dubiks February 1, 2019
Free Fap February
The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.
*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
Free Fap February by Dubiks January 31, 2019