confidence

The art of not giving a fuck.

*example of confidence*
I'm doing my best and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

college essay

An essay where highschoolers have to boast about how awesome they are in order to get into the colleges they want. The harder they boast the more likely they'll get accepted.

Average college essay: I think that I'm capable of of becoming a college student because I'm a hard worker. I played JV tennis and put in a lot of effort while playing. I have a 3.2 gpa and worked hard to pass all of my classes in order to graduate. I have the capability of working hard no matter what.

Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!

by Dubiks October 25, 2018

🚨

What you send when real shit is about to go down

Person: dude Kaleb is coming

Me: oh shit! 🚨

by Dubiks May 30, 2019

control

What every human being desires yet has such a hard time obtaining it

People go out of their way to have complete control of their life but seem to get very lost on this journey

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

online shopping

An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.

*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(

by Dubiks February 27, 2019

Earth

Something we are fucking up right now

The human race is fucking up the Earth by overpopulation and pollution.

by Dubiks December 14, 2018

charger

A life support for smart phones; often prevents people from going apeshit when their phone dies.

person: awww damnit my phone died, oh well I can just charge it with my charger. (sees that charger is broken) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

by Dubiks April 06, 2019