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Monoly

A cute white monkey stuffed animal. Is very loyal and sweet. Always, by your side and is your favorite sleeping companion. Very adorable, innocent and precious.
I love you Monoly! I could never ever replace you!
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Theo

An Irish loser who likes to join in with the bullies. Sucks at playing basketball and believes rumors, because he is a fucking twit.
Look at that idiot Theo, jerking off when he seeks flies swarming around the trashcan.
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Taylor

A fucking bitch, who looks like a frog. She is also an ugly and hideous fifteen year old twit. Started bullying people since the third grade and is still continuing. Only dumb and desperate people like her, no smart and intelligent person likes her. Taylor's favorite drink is her urine, menstrual blood, vomit and saliva mixed all together, so nasty.
Guy 1: Why is Taylor masturbating, isn't she a girl?
Guy 2: She thinks she was born with a cut off penis and is trying to bring it back, by grinding her vagina.
Guy 1: Wow, what a loser!
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Dasha

Fooled everyone for more than 24 hours and they were all wondering who it was behind the screen because they had nothing else to do. Dasha wrecked everyone and told them the truth of how the RIGHT wing is, well the RIGHT path. Also said about how democraps and libtards are deranged and those morons couldn’t handle the truth and cried like a baby.
Dasha is not over yet and will come back for more
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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Billie Eilish

An idiot who brags about having depression and enjoys being the edgy icon to brainless young girls and they take it very seriously.
Billie Eilish is not the bad guy, just a bad singer, she will never be seen in a crown and no one gives her damn about her ocean eyes.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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Sergei

A fucking asshole who enjoys watching videos of a guy shooting girl and now he’s going to get in trouble big time
Guy 1: Bro, Sergei got punished

Guy 2: Good, he deserved it
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 21, 2020
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Safari

A shy, cute and gentle bengal cat. Has big eyes and licks everyone, to show her compassion. Very adorable and precious.
Can I please hold Safari?
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