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Definitions by Dreamspeech

The gravy between the hills 

When you shit poo like gravy in public and have to clinch you buttcheeks together until you find a safe place clean.
Sorry must dash, its The gravy between the hills.

Robert Carpenter 

An absolute bum Lord.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.

A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.

A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.

Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.

If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.

Would rather talk to road kill.
Oh dear there's a Robert carpenter.
Keep walking
Robert Carpenter by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

Cuntoleered 

A greasy Italian vagina that will make you disappear like if you upset the mafia.
A cunt you wish you never fucked with
I got to close to her dirty gash and before I knew it I was cuntoleered
Cuntoleered by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

Magniggacent 

That black man was tremendous.
Did you see him?
What he did was magniggacent
Magniggacent by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019
I could not see that iceberg
It was black ice
It was a niglacier
Niglacier by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

Coonstations 

When a black man enters a small English village where only whites live.

And they all panic like they have never seen one before..
Get to your Coonstations everyone.. A nigga is approaching the village.
Coonstations by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

Elechrisity 

The feeling you have when you meet someone called chris
Jane: I saw Chris the other day and he was electric.
He had a power like no other, he was elechrisity!!!
Elechrisity by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019