Definitions by Drama_King

theatre major

Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.

B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?

THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...

B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.

THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.

B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!

THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.

theatre major by Drama_King January 16, 2009

blowjob 

The best way to shut your lady up for ten to fifteen minutes.

"Nancy was yellin at me to put my laundry away, so I rammed my purple-capped womb-ferret into her cake-hole. Even the bitchiest bitch can't simulataneously nag AND give a blowjob!"

blowjob by Drama_King April 28, 2008

lewis black 

one angry, angry fucker.

"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black

"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black

lewis black by Drama_King March 26, 2008

jamie-lynn spears 

The girl I can't fantasize about having sex with anymore.

I wanted to blow a wad into Jamie-Lynn Spears, but apparently 75% of the people in Southern California already have.

jamie-lynn spears by Drama_King March 25, 2008

boobs

The reason I don't just kill myself right now.

Well, I could end it all...but tomorrow Cindy might let me touch her boobs. Yep...gonna stick around and see how this plays out.

boobs by Drama_King March 18, 2008

christopher walken

The second coming of Christ.

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken

christopher walken by Drama_King March 11, 2008

soulja boy 

"Rap" for ignorant white people.

12-year-old suburbanite Stacey Johnson LOVES to superman hoes...SOULJA BOY!

soulja boy by Drama_King March 11, 2008