I wanted to blow a wad into Jamie-Lynn Spears, but apparently 75% of the people in Southern California already have.
by Drama_King March 25, 2008

"Hey man, wanna eat some food and shit?"
"Can't do it man. I have to go sell myself on Sentinel Road and give the money I make to York University."
"Can't do it man. I have to go sell myself on Sentinel Road and give the money I make to York University."
by Drama_King January 20, 2008

Well, I could end it all...but tomorrow Cindy might let me touch her boobs. Yep...gonna stick around and see how this plays out.
by Drama_King March 18, 2008

by Drama_King January 24, 2008

on a TV show, or in a series of movies, the breakout character is the character that comes out of nowhere and steals the show.
by Drama_King January 28, 2009

Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.
B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?
THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...
B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.
THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.
B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!
THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.
THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...
B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.
THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.
B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!
THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.
by Drama_King January 16, 2009

The (possibly?) gay couple that Hamlet is friends with in the play of the same name.
They are duped by Claudius into escorting Hamlet to England to be killed, but Hamlet escapes. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern then unwittingly meet the English King, and and hand him a letter instructing him to kill them both. They die. Nobody cares.
In the play, they always appear together, and seem to be entirely co-dependent. They have no real individual traits.
Despite the fact that they are fairly minor characters, they have a sort of cult status. Tom Stoppard wrote a famous play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", which tells the story of Hamlet from their perspective.
They are duped by Claudius into escorting Hamlet to England to be killed, but Hamlet escapes. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern then unwittingly meet the English King, and and hand him a letter instructing him to kill them both. They die. Nobody cares.
In the play, they always appear together, and seem to be entirely co-dependent. They have no real individual traits.
Despite the fact that they are fairly minor characters, they have a sort of cult status. Tom Stoppard wrote a famous play called "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", which tells the story of Hamlet from their perspective.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Hamlet...
GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambition is merely the shadow of a dream.
HAMLET
A dream itself is like a shadow.
ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.
GUILDENSTERN
Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very substance of the ambition is merely the shadow of a dream.
HAMLET
A dream itself is like a shadow.
ROSENCRANTZ
Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.
by Drama_King March 10, 2008
