Drama_King's definitions

soulja boy

"Rap" for ignorant white people.

12-year-old suburbanite Stacey Johnson LOVES to superman hoes...SOULJA BOY!

by Drama_King March 11, 2008

jamie-lynn spears

The girl I can't fantasize about having sex with anymore.

I wanted to blow a wad into Jamie-Lynn Spears, but apparently 75% of the people in Southern California already have.

by Drama_King March 25, 2008

hamlet

The original emo kid.

HAMLET:
Life is paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
My daddy died! Waaahhh!
I don't have the balls to do anything about it.
Waaaaaaaah!
Iambic pentameter philosophical mumbo jumbo.
My girlfriend killed herself 'cause I smacked her.
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

by Drama_King March 10, 2008

blowjob

The best way to shut your lady up for ten to fifteen minutes.

"Nancy was yellin at me to put my laundry away, so I rammed my purple-capped womb-ferret into her cake-hole. Even the bitchiest bitch can't simulataneously nag AND give a blowjob!"

by Drama_King April 28, 2008

schlitz

the drunkest you can get for $3.

let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!

by Drama_King January 27, 2009