27 definitions by Dr.Crow

Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.

The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. 👀

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Alcoholgorhythm

1. A finite set of unambiguous instructions that, given some set of initial conditions, can be performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a certain level of intoxication and that has a recognizable set of end conditions.
2. An erroneous form of alcoholism.
3. A precise rule (or set of rules) specifying how to get the perfect amount of drunk; a set of procedures guaranteed to find the solution to a drinking problem.

Everyone has their own unique alcoholgorhythm, factoring things like body weight, type and amount of food eaten that day, other intoxicants, hydration levels, all laid over time. When followed responsibly, a calculated alcoholgorhythm.

by Dr.Crow January 31, 2023

Donald

To molest something with tiny hands.

That guy would Donald a possum if it was family tradition

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Echochambermaiden

A verbophobe who resorts to censorship before better words.

The echochambermaidens of press conferences are prepared to obfuscate the truth, critical debate is their kryptonite.

by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023

Narrative buster

Fact or meme that is so radical it sets a new paradigm, or permanently alters perspective.

Donald worshiper is a real narrative buster.

by Dr.Crow February 18, 2023

Fruitian Slip

When a closeted gay accidentally says something fruity

Joe (closeted): "I've been really craving cock lately"
Mike: "..."
Joe (still gay): "COKE, I MEANT COKE!"
Mike: "Little Fruitian Slip, Joe?"

by Dr.Crow March 14, 2022