Dr.Crow 's definitions

Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media

A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!

by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021

Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.

The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. 👀

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Compitalism

Economic theory that combines communism with capitalism flexibly with any contextual variables.
Monopolies would become Targets for nationalization, nationalized necessities, ECT..

Compitalism is the competent version of the false dichotomy between communism and capitalism.

by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Cuzband

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a
: A son of one's uncle or aunt who you marry, fuck, and literally reproduce with
b
: a man descended from one's grandparent or more remote ancestor by two or more steps and in a different line, who you still marry fuck and reproduce with. 👀
NOT RECOMMENDED

How does she expect anyone to take her seriously while she's fucking her cuzband?

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Echochambermaiden

A verbophobe who resorts to censorship before better words.

The echochambermaidens of press conferences are prepared to obfuscate the truth, critical debate is their kryptonite.

by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023

Autofellatic

Something self-aggrandizing, a more vulgar form of tooting your own horn

Instead of saying ‘not to sound like I’m sucking my own dick here’, say ‘apologies for being a bit autofellatic, old sport’

by Dr.Crow December 30, 2023