Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr. Todd Reezee

hand n hand

The discreet exchange of two items, usually drugs and money, disguised as a handshake. usually followed by putting the hand that was used into ones pocket.

"Ill meet you out front. Its gonna be a quick hand n hand, I'm in a hurry."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

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jewnt

A jewish guy who acts like a mexican.

Jonas greenberg: "orale I'm kicking back with my old lady at the pad tonight."

Jonas' friend: "alright have fun ya fuckin jewnt."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

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When a woman gets an air pocket in her vagina during intercourse and the man continues to have sex with her, even harder to really make the fart and suck sound get louder and louder until he cums inside and pulls away after to watch the giz blow out with the air like unclogging a pipe.

"She started to try and cover up the fart noises coming from her vagina by moaning while I was giving her the pasadena plunger."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

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baltimore mistletoe

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.

"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

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the halucination

When you delete your number and all texts and calls logged in a womans phone who you've just met while she's sleeping after a romp at her place and you leave without a trace. You don't clean anything and don't leave anything of yours.

"Remember that chunky blonde from the Redrock?"

"Yeah she looked like a reeeal slut"

"I went to her place last night and gave her the halucination."

"Shut up! You're the man!"

"And ill never go to Redrock again."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009