Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.
Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”
Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”
Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.
by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019
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Usually worn when sports bras don't do the job-or are too uncomfortable-and they can't afford other alternatives. Unfortunately, this usually makes the wearer look incredibly sloppy.
Usually worn when sports bras don't do the job-or are too uncomfortable-and they can't afford other alternatives. Unfortunately, this usually makes the wearer look incredibly sloppy.
Example 1: Erica's little sister started to wear a camo bundle every day ever since she became a preteen.
Example 2: Since Sam was only 13, he couldn't possibly afford a proper chest binder, so he used a camo bundle to hide his chest.
Example 2: Since Sam was only 13, he couldn't possibly afford a proper chest binder, so he used a camo bundle to hide his chest.
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Even if they started vaping to quit cigarettes, they are quickly absorbed into the lifestyle and are indistinguishable from people who started vaping as a fashion statement. They are more preoccupied with looking cool than vaping safely, leading to many "hilarious" stories about their vapes catching fire or the time they puked from too much nicotine.
Even if they started vaping to quit cigarettes, they are quickly absorbed into the lifestyle and are indistinguishable from people who started vaping as a fashion statement. They are more preoccupied with looking cool than vaping safely, leading to many "hilarious" stories about their vapes catching fire or the time they puked from too much nicotine.
A vape boy sat relaxed on the bench while blowing billowing clouds . Every so often, he'd look around to see if people saw how big they got, but his shades hid that fact. He sincerely hoped someone did.
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1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
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An American or other non-Canadian person who is obsessed with Canadian culture, including hockey, lumberjack inspired fashion, and poutine. Cariboos also tend to be fans of the show Degrassi and/or the YouTuber, MattG124. They will gladly move to Canada, assuming they can afford doing so.
An American or other non-Canadian person who is obsessed with Canadian culture, including hockey, lumberjack inspired fashion, and poutine. Cariboos also tend to be fans of the show Degrassi and/or the YouTuber, MattG124. They will gladly move to Canada, assuming they can afford doing so.
Jordan had recently became a cariboo. On the outside, he just looked like any other hipster, but on the inside, his heart pumped maple syrup and he dreamed of one day learning how to ice skate so he could play hockey at the local rink.
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