churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.
After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.
by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004
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nathans

Charming and intermittently gregarious but bipolar binge drinkers with a dash of recluse and some misanthrope for seasoning.
The change in him was so pronounced that she surmised he must be one of those nathans she'd been warned about.
by Dr. Johnson December 17, 2004
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Butter Email

Noun: The female equivalent to sending a dick pict. A picture of a moist vagina sent unsolicited via email, usually via a service like Yahoo or Hotmail.
It was butter emails that finally got to him to finish.
by Dr. Johnson February 14, 2022
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renderfarm

A collection of computers working together (often networked) to produce a computer generated image (or more commonly an image sequence for animation).
The renderfarm was working hard on the animation's final frame sequences.
by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004
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techno-hamster

A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.

Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.

It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
by Dr. Johnson January 16, 2008
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OFOC

Acronym for Overwhelming Feelings Of Concern.

Pronounced "Oh, Fuck"

What a douche says about their significant other instead of using the L word. (Love)

OFOC means I like you but not enough to invoke the L word.
I totally have OFOC for my current Betty.

He was moving beyond the OFOC stage of their relationship, he actually said the L word.
by Dr. Johnson October 30, 2010
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HYGL

Acronym for Hope You Get Laid

A fond wish you give to someone as you're saying goodbye.
Enjoy your vacation in Costa Rica, HYGL!!

Going to that new singles club? HYGL!!

So tonight's your 30th wedding anniversary? HYGL!!
by Dr. Johnson July 25, 2014
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