Reeking Havoc

A fart, poo, or other bodily function so foul that it causes chaos in the vicinity.

Tiffany was reeking havoc at Sarah's party. Her toxic beef made Jess throw up.

by Dr. Gary Mustard May 21, 2025

Stuffering

The feeling of eating so much that you make yourself sick, especially on Thanksgiving.

Aunt B: You doing all right, Tim?

Tim: No. I'm stuffering pretty badly right now.

Aunt B: Ok, well the pies are ready.

Tim: Ok. I'll be right there.

by Dr. Gary Mustard January 15, 2024

nymphobrainiac

Excessive knowledge of sex

Dr. Ruth is a total nymphobrainiac.

by Dr. Gary Mustard August 24, 2019

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 06, 2017

Fergatory

A state of limbo inhabited exclusively by former Black Eyed Peas frontwoman, Fergie.

Tim: I wonder what Fergie is up to these days.

Reggie: Dude, no one knows. She's been in Fergatory.

by Dr. Gary Mustard June 10, 2020

Tan't

The inability to tan.

Pale Katie: "Gawd, just look at my back! I look like a freaking New England lobster!"

Normal Jill: "Well, you know what they say, some people tan, some people tan't."

by Dr. Gary Mustard January 22, 2017