Dr. Charles Dromedary's definitions

Khyber Pass

The lengthy happy trail on a woman from the Indian subcontinent which extends from her thick coarse bushy hair bun, down her back, through the ass crack and taint, and up around to her bellybutton.

Suresh was turned on when Padma removed her saree, exposing her Khyber Pass which circumnavigated most of her body.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 21, 2016

satellite on a stick

TV, radio, or cell phone tower.

I can see the satellite on a stick over the treeline in my back yard.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 3, 2011

Ken Clark heat

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.

While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008

unlaws

Former in-laws after a divorce.

After the divorce, my unlaws still demanded to see their grandchildren all the time.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary January 16, 2017

Jizzabyte

The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."

"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 4, 2011

pee ring

Urinating in the street while spinning around. The resultant ring of urine stains the street for a few days. Alternatively, one can spell one's name with the urine.

I drank so much malt liquor that I went out in the street and made a pee ring!

Oh yeah? I wrote my name with my pee!

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 20, 2008

petting the stingray

Fingering a woman with your middle & index fingers.

Her vajayjay was really wet when I was petting the stingray.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary February 16, 2015