Stazigstan 

1. A word representing a fictional place. It is used for when you are in your place of residence and someone mentions that they are out of town.

2. A joking response to "Where are you?"

Person 1 - "Hey I'm in Maine, what's up?"
Person 2 - "Hey I'm in Stazigstan, nothing much."

Stazigstan by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

Stanistan 

A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting

(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*

Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares

Stanistan by Roasted beans March 1, 2022

statistanomical 

Term used to make conversation revolving around boring topics more interesting.

Generally used to describe stat terminology because stat is the most boring thing ever.

Have you been studying for the upcoming stat test?

Hell yeah I’ve been practicing my statistanomicals!!

statistanomical by Iced_out_my_MsD January 7, 2021