Dr Neurohacker's definitions

giuliani

//Joo-lee-ah-ni/
Verb
To destroy one's reputation for the guy who got you there.

My brah cheated on my best friend and asked me to giuliani for him. She hates me now

by Dr Neurohacker November 17, 2020

SOFO

An acronym for So Far Off. Used for people who are so far off the mark, there needs to be a new word to describe their level of sheer buffoonery and ridiculousness.

My ninety year old grandmother's sexy photos on Facebook were SOFO, I am mortified.

by Dr Neurohacker December 25, 2013

Neuropractic

Neuropractic is a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractic is based on cerebral self-regulation and assumes that inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.

Neuropractic uses the principals of operant conditioning and biofeedback to assist healing.

by Dr Neurohacker February 18, 2014

Judge

A lawyer who has prostituted themselves in the courts and attended a sufficient number of coke fueled orgies with the other judges to be trusted to join the club.

Judge 1: Should we let Cynthia become a judge?

Judge 2: We have no choice, she has photos of my Johnson.

by Dr Neurohacker July 12, 2022

igottaguy

/I/ /ˈɡädə/ /gI/ n.
When you are looking for someone to do a specific job and a friend offers another friend, cousin, relative of theirs because they have a side deal and not because that person has any merit.

You need your house built? Igottaguy for you, he is the best at everything, can do your water and your electrical. Best price ever!

by Dr Neurohacker October 5, 2021

Permacation

It is what happens when one goes on vacation and decides not to go back to work. Ever.

I told my boss to shove it and turned my staycation into a permacation.

by Dr Neurohacker December 31, 2013

Strawbrain Argument

Using one brainscan to prove an A Priori Assumption for the purpose of advancing a political, religious or self-promotional agenda.

Doctor, your use of one brainscan to prove that rain makes people happy is a Strawbrain Argument designed to sell more umbrellas .

by Dr Neurohacker August 18, 2019