Dr Merkin's definitions

Cracking it

Undertaking sex work, working as a prostitute. (1970s Australian slang)

Sarah is cracking it for money to buy drugs.

by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009

ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

coproglutton

Someone who greedily scoffs down faeces.

After Mandy took a big dump I asked her not to flush, cause I was hungry!

You coproglutton!

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

lasher

One who exits a social situation quickly without saying goodbye

A thief

Where did you go you lasher?

He stole all my shit the lasher.

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

tea bag

(n) Tampon.

I knew my girlfriend was menstruating, as I saw the cord of her tea bag.

by Dr Merkin March 13, 2009

Elephant eyes

The scars of male injection drug users who shoot up into their groin

My veins be all gone due to shooting them damn pills, now I got the elephant eyes

by Dr Merkin May 25, 2015