Crocoffs

The knock-off version of the popular shoes Crocs. They often have mishapen holes and are decorated with strange, ugly designs, but they are a cheap alternative to the overpriced real Crocs shoes.
Anne: I was going to buy myself a pair of Crocs, but they are soooo expensive.

Lisa: Well, get a pair of Crocoffs! They will be way less costly!
by Dr Lina P June 13, 2009
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Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009
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Hebro

What people call their gangster jewish friends. Hebrew+Bro.
Josh: What up, my hebro?!?!?!
Jake: NM, what up with you?
by Dr Lina P August 17, 2009
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Guitar Zero

1. People who suck at all the Guitar Hero games.

2. Anyone who doesn't have friends to start a real band and as a result, join online bands on Guitar Hero World Tour all day long.
1. Sam: Jeeze Jeff, you got booed off again!!?!?!
Jeff: yeah.
Sam: Dude, you're a total guitar zero!

2. Philip wanted to be in a band, so he joined one on Guitar Hero instead of following his dreams and making a real one.
by Dr Lina P July 09, 2009
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Urbandictionaria

1. The medical condition in which one spends way too much time being anti social and hanging out on urban dictionary.

2. A condition in which one can not complete a sentence without the use of an urban dictionary word.
1. Jim: Hey Dave, whatcha doin?
Dave: Can't talk, posting definitions.
Jim: Why don't we hang out when your urbandictionaria has cleared up.

2. Warren: Dude, this is the shiznit, look at all those women, it's a freakin march of dimes. Oooh, except for her, she's a butter face.
Trevor: You have really bad urbandictionaria.
by Dr Lina P July 15, 2009
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IMunot

The weird, unexplained discontinuation of an IM conversation. In many cases, the person who, for whatever reason stopped talking to you, is still signed on. Often occurs in intense parts of conversations.
Over Instant messaging:
Jill: I just got back from dinner with my boyfriend.
Heather: Did he propose?
--------------10 min later-----------------------------------------
Heather: Don't pull an IMunot with me! I see that you're still online!
by Dr Lina P August 15, 2009
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Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009
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