Dr Lina P's definitions

Fezbook

A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.

Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

Automatic Clasitionata

What AC stands for according to Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!

by Dr Lina P July 18, 2009

Princessophile

Guys whose passtime at Disneyland is to rate the Disney princesses as they walk by. Princessophilia may also be characterized by taking photos with the princesses that score a high number on the hot scale.

Steve: Whoa, Snow White is a 9.5!
Jim: I know, but check out Cinderella! Dude, she's a ten! Hey! Can we get a picture with you???
Stacy: Ugh, you guys are total princessophiles.

by Dr Lina P July 17, 2009

Danny

A person hired to live in your home in your absence to watch your dog and keep him company; a dog nanny. Dog+Nanny= Danny

Joseph felt really bad leaving Spot at the kennel, so he hired a danny.

by Dr Lina P July 9, 2009

Urbandictionaria

1. The medical condition in which one spends way too much time being anti social and hanging out on urban dictionary.

2. A condition in which one can not complete a sentence without the use of an urban dictionary word.

1. Jim: Hey Dave, whatcha doin?
Dave: Can't talk, posting definitions.
Jim: Why don't we hang out when your urbandictionaria has cleared up.

2. Warren: Dude, this is the shiznit, look at all those women, it's a freakin march of dimes. Oooh, except for her, she's a butter face.
Trevor: You have really bad urbandictionaria.

by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009

IMunot

The weird, unexplained discontinuation of an IM conversation. In many cases, the person who, for whatever reason stopped talking to you, is still signed on. Often occurs in intense parts of conversations.

Over Instant messaging:
Jill: I just got back from dinner with my boyfriend.
Heather: Did he propose?
--------------10 min later-----------------------------------------
Heather: Don't pull an IMunot with me! I see that you're still online!

by Dr Lina P August 14, 2009

Toilet Freakout

The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.

Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.

by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009