Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

muffin fluffin’ 

When you purposely wear a pair of low-rider jeans so tight so that you have to pull your glutes up and out, arranging or fluffing them into position.

That perfect muffin top look is the result of some expert muffin fluffin’, I am sure!

muffin fluffin’ by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

BOGO fascist

Slang for the Trump vote meaning Buy One Get One free since Putin will be our de facto president.

Wow, what a beautiful bonus this is to be voting for this BOGO fascist!

BOGO fascist by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Nurse Kitty 

A euphemism for comfort sex.

Can you come over now, Nurse Kitty?

Nurse Kitty by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Let George do it 

A phrase meaning let somebody else take responsibility for something you would prefer not to do.

Let George do it, I barely have time to wipe my own ass with all the Netflix I been binging on!

Let George do it by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

fake economic savior 

A term used to describe the Shyster in Chief as he postures himself to appear as though he’s savin’ the asses of those who’ve waited desperately for some sign of economic relief.

I understand that right now he wants our vote more than he wants us poor fuckers to die, but I will still consider voting for this fake economic savior ‘cause he’s buying my groceries!

fake economic savior by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

fake it while you snake it 

A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.

I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!

fake it while you snake it by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

bunnybrain

When all you can think about is rabbits and anything related to them.

I had a serious case of bunnybrain as I sat through what felt like unremitting water torture in the staff meeting!

bunnybrain by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020