Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

when chickens drive 

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

when chickens drive by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

Chase After Your Paycheck Bank 

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.

Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

Chase After Your Paycheck Bank by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

fuckophiliac 

Someone who loves to fuck so much that they totally fuck their lives up in the process of living.

My dear father, like many other narcissistic and initially successful men who destroyed their own lives, seems to have been an inveterate fuckophiliac.

fuckophiliac by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2021

death du jour 

Any type of death that is widely popular such as widespread death due to opiate overdose or mass tragedies or any dramatic violent death since the news will cover it because it brings in a wider audience which translates into higher advertising revenues.

Ah yes, it has been the absolute death du jour for sometime now!

death du jour by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2021

fake news conference 

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

fake news conference by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

telewanking 

Ostensibly at home working but in fact at home jerking off.

The states and the feds have instituted a widely popular system of telewanking that allows folks to collect their full paychecks while honing their binge watching skills.

telewanking by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

telejerkoff 

A person who is at home, reportedly teleworking, when in fact they’re actually smoking ganja, eating pizza, watching Netflix, and jerking off.

My supervisor is an inveterate and highly accomplished telejerkoff who thinks that multitasking is when you jerk off using both hands.

telejerkoff by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021