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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

fart stupor

A type of fugue state in which a person is rendered almost paralyzed while standing in their own massive cloud of flatus.
After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.
fart stupor by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019

marriage chrono

Intentionally disparaging institutional slang term for when two incarcerated individuals who have fought or exchanged threats formally agree to get along and not hold animosity toward one another.
These two have willingly signed a marriage chrono, they can both stay here on the same yard with no worries and more importantly, no state liability.
marriage chrono by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019

trazobone 

A nickname for the drug trazodone due to its capacity to facilitate priapism.
It appears that trazobone was eliminated in the prisons to cut down on STDs.
trazobone by Dr Bunnygirl January 1, 2019

guiltphilia

A condition of those who love to feel guilt, making it their default setting.
He is suffering with an advanced form of guiltphilia which makes him an excellent partner.
guiltphilia by Dr Bunnygirl January 1, 2019

shrinkicide 

When a mental health clinician who is likely compassion-fatigued and without a sustaining inner life, intentionally ends their own life.
Working non-stop like a machine without adequate support for so long, the prison psychologist saw shrinkicide as his only option.
shrinkicide by Dr Bunnygirl December 31, 2018

defrontalized

When substance abuse, poor nutrition or aging has taken its toll on the frontal lobe, leaving a person with impaired judgment.
His behavior was indicative of a fully defrontalized individual and the damage made it pronounced and embarrassing.
defrontalized by Dr Bunnygirl December 24, 2018

Minniephile 

A person who identifies closely with MInnie Mouse, often dressing and speaking as the independent and charming Disney cartoon rodent.
Our senior partner is a true-blue Minniephile and her strategy in the courtroom is to use this to connect more theatrically with the jurors.
Minniephile by Dr Bunnygirl December 24, 2018