Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

subterfuck

A cunning and deceitful act of sexual pleasure, one that is hidden or secret.

We slipped elusively, like CIA operatives, into the closet for a high-speed subterfuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 10, 2019

death pits

As COVID-19 spreads, a term now colloquially used to describe US nursing homes and long-term care facilities.

One of America’s dirtiest little secrets is its elder care practices and its death pits, widely present in all states across the nation.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

guppy stomper

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.

Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

sniffathon

A lengthy and sometimes grueling contest that is held to see who has the best sense of smell in all possible realms, from roses to dog shit.

I entered the sniffathon feeling like I could rule the world, but by day’s end I couldn’t smell my way to my own ass, I was that overloaded by the experience.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Speaker of the Mouse

The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.

We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

fishstick farts

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.

When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

ratta-tatta turds

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.

I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021