nut prominence

A reference to a man’s groin and the extent his business is prominent in his clothing, often greatly influenced by the type of underwear worn.
When this guy walks up to perfect strangers, it’s clear that they make every attempt to try to avoid staring at his nearly obscene nut prominence.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019
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head injury marriage

When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.
I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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disgustathon

A marathon session wherein folks compete, nearly to their deaths, to be as disgusting as humanly possible.
The disgustathon lasted almost twenty hours and included the most prolific and talented nauseators on the planet.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021
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accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 06, 2019
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death flatulence

That final fart that sometimes escapes from a dead body in the process of moving it.
As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019
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that trumpfucker

A frequently utilized, off-the-cuff nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Well surprise, there’s that trumpfucker again, standing in the Rose Garden and reading from his TelePrompTer.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019
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Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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