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As I tried to clearly and thoughtfully explain what had just transpired in my interaction with a Geek Squad member at Best Buy, I watched my husband’s eyes glaze over as he reached into his pocket for his portable noose, so I quickly put myself into “guy head” and thrust both thumbs up for the clarity part while I succinctly grunted, “it’s all done.”
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
Get the guy head mug.An adjective describing a deliberate, unhurried and exacting focus such as that demonstrated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller.
The Muelleresque ballet unfolds in stark contrast to the ham-footed bungledance of the Simpleton in Chief.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018
Get the Muelleresque mug.A Molly-laced mafiosi party to begin with and secondly a business with Ukrainian Igor Fruman on board, a good friend of Rudy Bananas and Dolt 45.
We hung out at Mafia Rave Terrace Club, a way cool beach resort in Odessa, Ukraine and had ourselves a super blast that weekend; the walls were totally plastered with celebrity shots of the Mobster in Chief and Rudy standing shoulder to shoulder with Igor and Lev!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
Get the Mafia Rave mug.A President that was not elected legitimately, usually one that came into power with some degree of outside assistance.
I don’t like thinking of myself as a sham President but when I get all down about it I just bring myself back to realizing that everything I am and have ever done is frankly a complete sham.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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After emitting the longest and most overwhelmingly horrific fart he could recall ever releasing, he stood there in a fart stupor for nearly twenty minutes.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 2, 2019
Get the fart stupor mug.Normally a juggling metaphor that is part of the reference to “too many balls in the air” referring to the idea that there’s a lot happening all at once, but can also refer to a person who is gutless and whose balls have fallen off and floated away.
I was talking to the boss the other day when I looked up and saw his balls in the air, just slowly floating away into the sky above us like little hairy helium balloons!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019
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I have a brilliant idea, let’s make some doctoral degreed wacka-wackas into the world’s foremost Inappropriate Affect Police!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2020
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