Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

jockstrap masochism 

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.

That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.

jockstrap masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

pornphobia 

What evolves in pornography addicted men who’ve been incarcerated for sex addiction and then scared straight into a new phase of monkhood.

Yeah dude, I think I’ll stay home and cook dinner tonight, I got a real strong case of pornphobia so gaming’s not even an option for me anymore.

pornphobia by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

full metal tweetstorm 

The full-blown and violent verbal assault that the Moron in Chief uses in his Putin-funded warfare against the American people.

We have slowly become accustomed to the full metal tweetstorm that is essentially the deranged and sloppy word salad rantings of a madman.

full metal tweetstorm by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

farts-in-a-box 

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

farts-in-a-box by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

chasing turdbeams 

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.

Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.

chasing turdbeams by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

black and white rainbow 

When someone is unable to perceive the beauty that is right in front of them.

Unable to wake herself from her compulsive workaholism, she was stuck staring at a black and white rainbow.

black and white rainbow by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

chatroom nihilism 

When someone engages in meaningless and thoughtlessly destructive conversation because it’s not face to face.

Once she had established her fictional online identity, she fell into a seductive pattern of unabashed chatroom nihilism.

chatroom nihilism by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019